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REPORTER: It's pretty remarkable seeing you and Mark Cuban up there, he endorsed Kamala Harris back in 2024
TRUMP: Well, he made a mistake!
CUBAN: 🤣🤣🤣
How the tables have turned!
In the pitch black of last night, somewhere around 3 or 4am (I don’t have a clock) a prisoner called out through his steel cell door.
P1: Anyone wanna talk?
* Pause *
Anyone wanna talk?
After 30 or so seconds, another prisoner replied.
P2: Yo Yo
P1: Hey man what you in for?
P2: Don’t ask me what I’m in for you broke ass nigga.
P1: I asked if you wanna talk nigga. Why can’t I ask you…
P2: WE BOTH IN JAIL NIGGA SHUT UP!
P1: Pussy nigga I’ll kill you!
The next 15 mins was both of them screaming death threats at each other at the top of their voices.
Eventually, a demonic roar erupted from another cell.
A deep and raspy scream coupled with furious bangs on his cell door.
Boom Boom Boom. And a death metal shriek.
The two original prisoners argued for another minute or so, until eventually subsiding to the banging and roaring.
I thought this “demon” just wanted them to stop fighting. But I think they simply woke him up.
He continued to roar and bang for hours. Until the sun rose.
I was unable to sleep and it was too dark to read, so I counted the bricks on the wall.
I’ve had spoiled women with paid for lives, bitch and moan over tiny things.
I’ve had business partners who I’ve paid millions to, bitch and moan about tiny things.
But all the worst things that happen to me, the real things, it’s only ever Tristan beside me.
And he’s never bitched or moaned or complained about anything.
Ever.
Of my 10 days incarcerated, I have only seen rec 3 times. I have spent 24 hours per day for 7 days locked in my cell.
Where are the rights of American Citizens?
We bow to radicalisation NEVER!
We are the good guys and if it is not good what you do you are gonna meet us but never see us.
New Seal team McGregor code : behave yourself or else.
MAC ENERGY!