TBear Austin

My friends call me the Bear (rhymes with Grrrr). Its the sound I make before my 5th cup of coffee in the morning...

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges there's a t-shirt we should get you: Knitting helps me burn off the crazy...check out https://t.co/sOIEsvEB5A

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges once you finish the icepack cycle, heat will make the bruise fade faster. feel better.

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

All women are Beautiful, but a Bear only calls one woman GORGEOUS...at a time. So, Ladies, please form a single file line to the left.

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges Excited over reports of NETFLIX bringing Gilmore Girls back for 4 episodes?

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@hflan Maybe if you whistle the Northern Exposure theme song to him...

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

wondering if @brandimhodges has decided on a costume bc I don't want people to confuse us.

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges Don't you watch movies? cats keep the evil MUMMY away!

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges must be having such a hard time at the grocery story. Avengers Cereal, Star Wars Cereal, or Madagascar Penguin Cereal?

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges hope you included Oktoberfest in your schedule!

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@davis_diana do they have to chase you out of there each night?

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges If I had known you'd feature my autobiography, I'd have pawed it for you...

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges try one of those massage units that goes on the bed. helped me a lot.

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@hflan @USPS I love the clear plastic envelope w printed governmentese that translates to "we don't know what happened"

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@hflan "most men lead lives of quiet desperation" . As long as the dress he puts on can also be called a kilt, don't worry.

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges B, East of what? we're west of the Mississippi...

[Brandi Hodges @brandimhodges]

Look, @DarbiMakae! Good job picking a great major! https://t.co/6PAVrFq6RA

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges very nice!

[Brandi Hodges @brandimhodges]

It's a sad day. #favoritesunglasses #broken #myheartwillgoon https://t.co/8XP05CieZn

[Brandi Hodges @brandimhodges]

So, I read this awesome book and just finished the review! It's called "Searching for Beautiful"...read it! #XOXperts http://t.co/TG262NHNHe

[TBear Austin @TBearAustin]

@brandimhodges Don't ever question whether people like you or why. That tweet says it all. Keep being awesome!