Tim/Timmy/Timothy

sip slow, live fast. casual drinker.

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

Some mistake me for a man that doesn't care at all

[Zach @ZiggyZ_10]

Praying for my bookie today

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

Is the juice worth the squeeze?

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

@ShopbarPicks @harpercory13 Pondo for one

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

All roads lead to the pondo

[Tyson Johnson @TyseDaddy]

Teacher says every time a Michelob gets cracked an angel gets its wings

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

Happy birthday goofball

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

Unpopular opinion: the devil won that fiddle contest

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

@Dave_C_G @Hannahhhgreennn Had to take a good thing and turn it into a bad thing huh?

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

Whoever deemed road graders nonessential really messed up

[Amen’s Liquor Store @AmensLiquor]

HOLD UP! HER SISTER WAS A SMOKER RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? AN A L C O H O L I C. THE DRUNKEST BITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU’RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WAS TAKING PULLS AND BEER BONGING FOUR LOKOS, DOUG. GROW UP BRO. GROW UP.

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

@MoniqueeRivera @harpercory13 Go rent a wood chipper and jump in it once you figure out how to turn it on

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

Why do chip companies bother filling the rest of the bag with air. We all know it’s only half full of chips

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

Thank god the fair is over, we were in a fight and he was winning

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

All shirts should have frockets, tell me I’m wrong

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

@trinidycoufal I really thought you were gonna say something mature

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

This world has been beating the hell out of me lately

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

A day late and a dollar short

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

It’s hard to be a good guy in a world full of assholes

[Tim/Timmy/Timothy @TBennett_12]

I can’t wait for the iPhone 69