Toni Brigatti

Hockey, Harleys & Heavy Metal

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

Kova pettymys meille ja onnittelut #HPK:lle jatkopaikasta 👍
Muutama pointti tästä #Lukko kaudesta:
➕Saarelan vahva kausi
➕Ruohomaan peli ajoittain taidetta
➕Liigan parasta alivoimaa
➖nuorten kohtelu U20 kisojen jälkeen
➖kapteenivalinta ja esitykset
➖tusinajenkit

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@JKalliokoski68 Oman maalin takaa vastustajan siniselle pakki-pakki tarjoilu pelaa 🚨

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@JKalliokoski68 Pakkiparille 😜

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@JKalliokoski68 HC Lehväksessä tiistaiaamuisin näitä näkyy silloin tällöin 😂

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

Todella solidi vieraspeli tänään Stadissa ja Saloselta kova näyttö molarikisaan. Joukkue on iskussa just oikeaan aikaan 💪 #Lukko #Liiga

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

Ortion otteet huokuvat kokemusta ja varmuutta. Tulee mielenkiintoinen kevät molareiden kanssa, kun maalinsuulle tulee tunkua Raannan palatessa. #Lukko

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@sei_jan Harmi, ettei Puukäsi osunut kunnolla käkättimeen, mutta onhan tässä vielä kolmas erä aikaa 😉

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@Turre_78 Voi perhana, kun näytti kivuliaalta Antin poistuminen koppiin. Vääntyiköhän polvi vai mihin sattui…

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@Turre_78 Enempi huolestuttaa joukkueen pehmeä peli-ilme. Nyt saatu 10 min aikana nolla vetoa Jypin maalia kohden ja kolme kaivettu omista, jos sentin paitsio otetaan mukaan. #Lukko

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

Voi jumal… mikä startti 🤬 #Lukko

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

Perinteinen Oulun visiitti. C’mon #Lukko

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@Turre_78 @JKalliokoski68 Joo ei ollu kaunista tänään mutta kaikki lasketaan 🤘

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@JKalliokoski68 Ihan GeForcen näytönohjaimelta vaikuttaa 😂

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

Raanta pelipäällä tänään. Useampi pelastus heti ekassa erässä.

#Lukko #Liiga

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

@JuhoSuoramaa Jätkillä ollut kyllä varsin hyvä joulukuu 💪 Vielä kun Jandric & Morand kaksikko saa ketsuppipullonsa auki niin torilla tavataan taas.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

I❤️Jami

#Lukko

[Toni Brigatti @TBrigatti]

Ehtikö Hartikainen pois paitsiosta Kalpan neljännessä maalissa? Ei näkynyt hidastuksesta… #Lukko