M. C. Malkemus ⚓ The Captain and Margarita.

"The Captain and Margarita" Author M. C. Malkemus. Genre: Menippean satire — a contemporary American reimagining of The Master and Margarita.

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Chapter 1: The Stranger
The Captain and Margarita

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@MTGraveStudio Asteroid City.

I couldn't even finish it.

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@ARIKAHENRY Ask any cat. 😂

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@the_end_of_jay I would consider myself a coward if I thought that way.

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@Ben_Westen I would consider myself a coward if I thought that way.
Not calling you a coward.
Just sharing myself.

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@iamAtheistGirl Approved!

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@hookskat Oh!
While we know more about our mates than most, we'll never know everything.

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@kasthomas AI is bigger

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@HorrorGorl Yo!

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@deaflibertarian We all eventually have an existential social media crisis.

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Share it. https://t.co/nXy9Z1s16x

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@AuroraArabel Hell. We can't even agree what consciousness is. 😂

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@ARIKAHENRY Death can be one outcome.
My friend drank 10 beers a day for decades.
Now he has brain damage through dehydration and he's still drinks.
He'll be dead soon.

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@ItsLulu_7 I'm in the middle. Just trying to stay out of the way of left and right.

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@HorrorGorl I'm with you.

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@ImBreckWorsham Surprised?

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I'm a side sleeper.

If I sleep on my back
I stop breathing.

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@ARIKAHENRY Junk DNA used to perform valid functions in the distant past.

Now it's just timing mechanism.

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@the_end_of_jay 😂

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If it's not Twitter,
why is the checkmark Twitter blue?

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@tiffany__4prez I'm sure she's still getting it.