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Tom: "'See you in a year!'"

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Tim: "Tweens and teens are the worst people on earth, right? If I had a 13-year old who was like me when I was 13? I'd encourage them to be one of those, like- 'Why don't you try to be one of those kids who for some reason tries to sail across the ocean alone?'"

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Tim: "People just play [GTA] to embody horrible, horrible people. And it's not you, a relatively well-adjusted man-"
Tom: "Why thank you."

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Tim: "They sell soda at the library?!"
Tom: "The library's pretty cool now."

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Tim: "Any felony I commit has to save me at least half a day's work ... I very rarely steal a cop car-"
Tom: "Or paint your own car as a cop car."
Tim: "Yeah."
Tom: "You do it with house paint and it just doesn't look right, it's like a matte finish. Artistically it looks good.."

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Tim: "Did you read about these guys that posed as cops to skip the line? First of all, it's a video game, guys."
Tom: "It's a felony!"

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Tom: "You don't like popular things, Tim. You're plugged into the old man culture."

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Tim: "I always think deja vu is like a brain disorder, and either I'm dying ... brain's about to collapse, the system's about to do a reboot. Or, embedded somewhere inside of you are the events of the day that you're going to die. So once these things start happening.."

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Tim: "I spread joy when I'm in a good mood. People feel lucky to be in the same room with me."

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[Archives - Episode 220: GTA V]

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Tim: "You can follow me at yourpaltim. Or if you don't want to follow me?"
Tom: "Block you."
Tim: "Block me! Hey, I dare you."

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Tim: "We need a producer for this show."
Tom: "The dog's sitting right there!"
Tim: "I know, but until we get that machine.."

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Tim: "I think I made a kid cry today, Tom, in a restaurant."

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Tim: "First of all, you're in your early 20s? Nobody has 'colleagues'. They have 'coworkers'."
Tim: "Pfft, 'Colleagues'. Tryin to grow up too fast there, Nick."

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Tim: "My name's Timothy. If somebody calls me Timmy? I'm all, 'Oh, no, call me Tim.' But technically Tim is a nickname."
Tom: "You say 'Timmy's my father's name, please call me Timothy.'"
Tim: "'Tim is my father's name. Please call me Mr Tim.'"

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Tim: "Maybe they could give me a problem dog ..."
Tom: "The problem dogs, Tim, they're even more hesitant to give away."
Tim: "Like a bully, Tom. Like one that's bullying all the other dogs. Like a bad influence- smokes cigarettes in front of the younger dogs."

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Tim: "I'm moving into a pet-friendly apartment building. I'm one step closer to getting a dog, and naming that dog Tim."

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Tim: "Horses have 4 hearts, Tom."
Tom: "No, no. You're confusing horses with Doctor Who and doubling it."

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Tom: "I bet he'd just play the games. He'll probably do all the damn in-app purchases."
Tim: "He'd probably fill my instagram feed with pictures of eucalyptus leaves, bamboo.."
Tom: "Everyone's gonna think it's you."

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Tim: "Koalas are vicious ... if a koala approaches you, you know what, don't be a hero. If they want your wallet, your iPhone- look, I know it's gonna be upsetting giving up your $300 electronic device to a koala bear.."