Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
I am supine suntanning naked in the yard. My phone rings. It’s my basil guy. “The plants just came in,” he says. “They’re coming off the truck right now. Four different species.” I bolt upright. “You’re kidding,”
The Masters is often described as a tradition unlike any other.
But taxing on the runway for 45 minutes at O’Hare on the way to your gate after landing early is the real tradition unlike any other.
guys do NOT come to chicago this summer im so serious. Crime is up and you WILL get robbed and that’s on the nice areas!!! Go anywhere else go to new york it’s better save yourself!
Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:
CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?
Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣
Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.
Not so happy, is it