Mit Navillus

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m usually not one to start conspiracy theories but someone or something is controlling Elmo in this recent video

[mr. joshua @pants]

@jrrdrbb No need to be good at drawing. Draw sloppy ,big dog

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Gay person: I am gay

Trans person: I am trans

Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc

Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”

[Skores @Skores9q]

in case you guys wanted the rest of the clip

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

I am supine suntanning naked in the yard. My phone rings. It’s my basil guy. “The plants just came in,” he says. “They’re coming off the truck right now. Four different species.” I bolt upright. “You’re kidding,”

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

[John Leuzzi @ByJohnLeuzzi]

The Masters is often described as a tradition unlike any other.

But taxing on the runway for 45 minutes at O’Hare on the way to your gate after landing early is the real tradition unlike any other.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this place is a fucking prison

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[THEEevilseductress™️💋 @xlove_delilahx]

guys do NOT come to chicago this summer im so serious. Crime is up and you WILL get robbed and that’s on the nice areas!!! Go anywhere else go to new york it’s better save yourself!

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Reading the Odyssey in public and shaking my head so people know I wouldn't have made all those mistakes and committed acts of hubris

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:

CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?

Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[Andrew Hart @AndrewHart]

me: can I save this as a PDF?
mac: no
me: no?
mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉?
me: ok 😉
mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

i lose all respect for a t-shirt once i've slept in it

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.