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Musings of a loyal and tortured DC sports fan. Avid sunrise/sunset hunter. Lover of all things outdoors. Melophile. Old soul & overall domestic goddess.

[Mel Smith @iamMelsmith]

Throw Some D’s is a legitimate masterpiece.

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Didn’t expect to sob during season 2 of Jury Duty but here we are

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Collective effervescence. That’s it. I suffer from it greatly

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Do you know how hard award shows are for empaths? You cry for winners, you cry for losers, you cry for the people who tried. The whole damn show. Don’t get me started on the ‘in memoriam’

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These Czech outfits look like a chewed up & sewed back together Maryland flag #OpeningCeremony

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Brb let me go wash off my mascara before I cry it off watching the Olympic opening ceremonies

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

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Watching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off & sick to my stomach realizing it’s 40 years old this year. What is time

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This makes me physically ill watching this lunatic man #SkyscraperLive

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Why do parades make me cry

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If you declined a flu vaccination because RFK Jr told you to I'd better not see you clogging up my local emergency room. You ride that shit out at home with your Hannity and your horse meds

[Jaidon |6’5 bottom defending Lisa Barlow| @xcxbase]

All i want for Christmas is you old rhony

[T @TC_Sass]

Have you ever seen a dog happier to see Santa?

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Aside from PhysicalAsia being super binge worthy, it’s reminded me how good Mongolian rock/metal is. Put on one of those playlists and tell me you can’t accomplish anything

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Winter neighborhood walks are great for exposing the psychos who live in ‘cool white’ lighting

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Excited for the new Ken Burns documentary in the same way other people get excited for Taylor Swift concerts. We all have our flaws. #TheAmericanRevolution

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@PeterHokie Really wanted people to turn it off I guess

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For the love of god get Trump off this broadcast 😖😵‍💫 #Commanders

[Rudy Gersten @DCBarno]

Me: This Commanders game can’t get any worse

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