Steven: It’s been a long day; I really don’t feel like going anywhere.
Me: *not over my Monday attitude* That’s fine. I’ll go alone. I don’t even care. I’ll figure it out.
Steven: I’m getting a shower and then we’ll go....
Bless this man for putting up with me.
A part of me feels really bad for taking off the first Friday back to school in two weeks, and the other part of me cares 0% because it’s my birthday. Why do I always feel guilty for asking off from work 😩
One of my coworkers today said, “How much weight are you planning on losing for your wedding?” And I said, “I bought a dress that I love with my current weight.” And she said, “Oh yeah yeah yeah, you look amazing anyway!” 🙃
One time I asked a Hobby Lobby employee where something was and she responded, “In the arts and crafts section” and walked off. I think about that a lot.
Me: Ugh I’m just eating spaghetti, but it’s so nasty. This marinara sauce sucks.
Steven: That’s because marinara sauce is not the same as spaghetti sauce.
Will I ever be an adult? Stay tuned.