Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

Joyfully participating in the sorrow of the world. Confident of your virtue while we’re on the brink.

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

“It’s all one ghetto man.”

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

@restisents I have never questioned your judgement or indeed that of your listenership more than following the ranking of bond themes. Some absolutely heretical takes and omissions. Shame on you

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

I’ve said it before, at either end of the economic spectrum, it’s never Not gilet weather

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Looking back, I was really fckn good at the job I got sacked for gross misconduct from. Meanwhile mfs can smoke green on shift get caught and still not lose their job 🤷‍♂️

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

bumble is insisting Clannad is one of my top artists on Spotify - no one asked for any of this

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

@manutdfclive_ Repost&fav&comment

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

@StretfordPaddck the word Philosophy gets used so frequently in football, which players, are the greatest philosophers?? In your opinion

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

I take no issue with drivers on phone calls but why are they always seemingly reciting War & Peace, verbatim in Urdu? This surely isn’t a conversation??

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

If anyone needs me, I’m off to have an affair with 90’s Sandra Bullock after the clan burned my house down because I’m trying to get a back man a fair trial in the south

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Oh wow. That was an astonishingly painful Monday

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Who the fuck is hiding Cadbury’s chocolate eggs in bowls of rice in Indo China for their sweethearts tho?

Rich folk. That’s who

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Nothing and I mean NOTHING fills my heart with more joy than arriving home at an ungodly hour, prompting my two cats (brothers) to tear about the gaff like absolute maniacs. Everyone’s buzz is palpable ✊ Real Love Baby

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Thing have taken on a momentum entirely of their own

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Giving genuine thought to editing all dating app profiles to simply :

“Get me in a room where I have a chance!”

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Things were said. Motions put forward

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

@elonmusk Please consider taking a shotgun to your own self. You are the absolutely most malignant, cartoonish boil on the ass of humanity. Please fuck off now. Aren’t you terrified? Don’t you know how this ends?

Fuck 👏 off 👏 and 👏 die

No offence. Just free speech bro

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Legitimately… god help me

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Wonder, annually, what percentage of fist-bumps, handshakes don’t take on the first go?

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Whatever happens in this life, I can rest easy knowing I will never occupy a semi-circle of men in their fifties, vibing in ‘the’-or-indeed-any Club.

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

Why do I suddenly have 377 unread emails as opposed to the 9 Million?This has now become unnerving

[Canny Fradock 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @TCliffordAlbert]

It’s like I always say, you lose a tumble dryer door, you gain a nice new Paella dish 🍋