T. Cole Newton

Hi everybody! I own a bar: @twelvemilelimit. I also own ... another bar: @theDominoLa. I also wrote a book: Cocktail Dive Bar.

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

Parenting years 1-3 is all about slowly moving all of your valuables to higher and higher shelves

[Demonia @NenRosee]

read the room 😭😭

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

@GingerConstruct Ooh, lemme know how it turns out? That one’s a fave

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

@wingedisis @skooks I’d wager you’re more qualified than the person who does get the job will be

[Twelve Mile Limit @twelvemilelimit]

Senators Kyrsten Sinema and Rick Scott have introduced a bill to move from a twelve mile limit to a twenty four mile limit for policing offshore waters, and I for one am against it

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

@periodeye NOLA Craft Culture

[Spirits United @SpiritsUnited]

A warm cocktail and cold weather go hand in hand 🤝

Celebrate the #holiday season with our December #CocktailOfTheMonth, For the Trees, by @TColeNewton, @TheUSBG President, owner of @twelvemilelimit and Author of "Cocktail Dive Bar." #EnjoyResponsibly
https://t.co/kzbwl09c2k

[Twelve Mile Limit @twelvemilelimit]

Our annual NYE Heatwave! party will be held IN PERSON and ON NEW YEAR’S EVE this year!

Oldies, twinkling lights, a champagne toast, Auld Lang Syne … all of it. Hope to see you there!

#heatwave #nye2022 #andweloveyou

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

ok bud this one seems accurate

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

@duolingo @nsvl06 ARGH STOP ALL OF THE RECENT CHANGES HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

Sometimes people ask my opinions about things https://t.co/7I2hjvEIJ7

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

I am grateful to the voters of this country for leaving us teetering on the brink of chaos instead of running full speed over the cliff

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of People Have Lost Their Sense of Humour

🧵

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

Seasoning 🧡 https://t.co/yPjudf2Otl

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

The head of one of Britain’s spy agencies just described the current inflection point in the Ukraine conflict as a “Sliding Doors moment,” and I just want to take a second to appreciate the surprising cultural staying power of a seemingly trivial Gwyneth Paltrow romcom from 1998.

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

spectral candy corn who's calling from inside my butt

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

Ugh, I’m still going to be writing 5782 on checks for like a month

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

@GingerConstruct “White anxiety fan-fic” 😅 perfect

[Avenue Pub @AvenuePubNOLA]

My last post for the Avenue Pub! Thank you for the last amazing 35 years and please show the the people at Blue Oak and Rambler the love you’ve showed me. XOXO- Polly

[T. Cole Newton @TColeNewton]

@GingerConstruct I like the spangly flats to match the pattern of the dress, but those boots are 🥵