Toni Collini

Hope for the best VT '20 sc:tcollini

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

It's funny to me when people have heard my driving stories and still decide to put their lives in my hands. Like how desperate are you?

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

@hayeelen The right💁🏻‍♀️

[relatable @byreIatable]

Freshmen: omg I’m so stressed, school has literally made me cry 5 times this week

Upperclassmen:

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

@justintimes95 Still too lame rn honestly

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

I just wanna be badass enough to justify a half-sleeve

[sai twice reborn @verdigrisbeep]

therapy: expensive
my cat stepping on me with her little feet: free

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

I WANNA GET BACK IN THE GYM BUT I LOVE SLEEEPPPP

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

@Hylianlikelyboi

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

When I finish my bottle of wine but I’m only kinda tipsy

[char @gracefuldaya]

every time this comes on the tl you MUST retweet otherwise you put shame to zendaya’s name and her whole existence

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

@Spilling_The_T @madyp_97 sorry but no

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

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[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

To the boys on scooters hollerin at me and/or my friend, all we heard was “She got a boyfriend! She ain’t wantchu!” Both are false.

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

This count we had in the kitchen at work is so sad but also describes my life pretty well

[JT @JTSHEEPS35]

Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s best thing ever 🤣🤣

[Toni Collini @TCollini17]

“Ahaha yeah I was an asshole wasn’t I? Anyway, why don’t you wanna hang out?”