Thomas Howard

Part time PhD candidate, full time dumbass

[Dr. S the spooky space witch | 夏莎👹 @samanthorium]

The perfect scientific paper doesn't exi.....

yes it does.

https://t.co/SCyyfETCkY

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elizabeth Francis, the oldest living person in the United States, has died at the age of 115.

[Congresswoman Cori Bush (Archived) @RepCori]

Governor Mike Parson shamefully allowed an innocent man to be executed tonight.

We must abolish this flawed, racist, inhumane practice once and for all.

Rest in power, Marcellus Williams. #AbolishTheDeathPenalty

[Jacob Geller @yacobg42]

My god

[Dodson Group @Dodson_Group]

Excited to see the first publication out from what promises to be a very productive collaboration between the Dodson and Taylor groups at @ChemBiochemUMD. With support from @doescience!

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

When will it stop itching @JDVance

[NY Public Library @nypl]

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Vaccine specialist Dr. Paul Offit says RFK Jr. is directly responsible for the deaths of 83 people in Samoa, most of whom were young children, due to his role in depressing vaccination rates on the island. @DecodingFoxNews

[ARCHIVED - NASA Sun & Space @NASASun]

How do you draw a pride flag? 🤔

With SCIENCE!

This flag is a composite of NASA imagery of phenomena from Earth and far, far beyond it. Details below ⬇️

Credit: Rachel Lense

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

They should make a Psych movie where Zach Braff and Donald Faison play evil versions of Shawn and Gus

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

Sir, this is a fluid dynamics simulation

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

You can simply upload the mind of a C. Elegans worm and run a simulation. If the worm matrix runs on my M1 Mac, what are the chances we are actually in base reality?

[J. Am. Chem. Soc. @J_A_C_S]

Direct Observation of Gas-Phase Hydroxymethylene: Photoionization and Kinetics Resulting from Methanol Photodissociation | JACS @ChemBiochemUMD @Dodson_Group #Hydroxymethylene #Photoionization #Kinetics #Methanol #Photodissociation
https://t.co/YWj1bDp9Wh

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

This is the least intimidating piece of scientific instrument I have ever laid eyes on

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat

[Dodson Group @Dodson_Group]

Proud to announce the group's first PhD defense! Come see Emily Hockey @emmiee_14 FACE OFF against her thesis committee April 25 at 4pm in PLS1140! @ChemBiochemUMD

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

Dune 2 good

[Dodson Group @Dodson_Group]

Our work detailing the influence that matrix formation can have on directing conformer enrichment is out in @JChemPhys! Great team effort with @laura_mccaslin. Thanks to @acsprf and @ChemBiochemUMD for support.

https://t.co/hqYaoXE3fk

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

Between Arcane and Blue Eye Samurai, French animation studios are fucking killing it with stylistic 3D

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

If I were Dorian Grey I would simply not look at my picture

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

This is what being raised Catholic is like

[slavicbunny @777bun__ny]

i have felt permanently guilty for no reason since i was like 8 years old.

[Thomas Howard @TCrassversion]

Dads hear the Indiana Jones music sting and their ears perk up like a dog