Super Tank Driver

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[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

Disclaimer: Tank driver is not liable for dismemberment or death as a result of disembarking the vehicle while it is in motion.

Damage to tank as a result of firing the 120mm cannon at an enemy too close will result in requisition slip penalties to pay for repairs.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@CircusSSCaine

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@AnemoneError @ohmmymod_ That's literally the plot to "Idiocracy".

Sorry but I don't care for the opinions of cattle.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

Oh dear... I'm not going to say I'm surprised, but with the sudden influx of HD gimmick accounts, I'm seeing an exponential increase in degenerate sex jokes and deplorable behavior by those @ohmmymod_ calls "them".

We need to gatekeep HARD.

Don't let them ruin our space too!

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

Tell that to @TheStygianGoner. Took me all of 15 minutes to chase him off.

That makes me efficient.

And what on earth have you ever done to protect the Helldivers community?

[Marie 🏳️‍⚧️ @Ceaseless_boid]

Did more to protect the HD2 community than you did

Also you literally just spawned

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@HarvesterIllumi What are you complaining about? You already remove half of my HP every laser that you shoot when I'm not looking at you.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@HarvesterIllumi My paint's been scratched a million times, I can suffer it again.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@FrenchThotty @naziman66678891 I like having 14 stims and grenades ready to go, what can I say?

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

In 600 hours of active service, I have not once heard anyone mention that the very bottom of a harvester's foot is medium armor.

It only has 1000hp, is 25% durable, and is fatal.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

I came home to 20 notifications and got ready to go to war.

But no, 18 of them were because this post took off like a flipping rocket for some reason.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

In 600 hours of active service, I have not once heard anyone mention that the very bottom of a harvester's foot is medium armor.

It only has 1000hp, is 25% durable, and is fatal.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@The_Time_Exile @ohmmymod_ 9/11 wasnt the end of the world either, it still ruined a lot of things.

Put your big boy pants on and remember there's grass outside of the gutter.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@D3MOCRAC7

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@The_Time_Exile @ohmmymod_ Have you considered there's more to life than boobs and thighs?

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@naziman66678891 I've gotten to the point where I'd rather have a supply pack instead of a backpack support weapon. If you have the recoilless it don't matter how much armor or health a thing has.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@IncubusServi Yes, those are a great way to kill them. But sometimes they turn and the shoulder gets in the way or another leg.

I think you should be able to target the same toe so long as the harvester is not on a strange incline.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@Ceaseless_boid Right, like an R34 addict's gonna pretend to be the one protecting the community.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@PolarPatriot_ @ohmmymod_ Well, I'm glad you self reported that you're on the "sex joke and degenerate behavior" side.

Because the other side is what I was referring to as "our side".

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@CommanderDiver I don't care about the Don Cheadle spam, every community on the planet has their inside jokes.

I'm concerned about the porn-rotten morons who turn good communities into degenerate cesspits.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@CommanderDiver @ohmmymod_ I'm as unconcerned by him saying those things to a real person as said real person is themself.

If it's being lazy not doing something that "would take 2 seconds" instead of doing something that also takes two seconds for the same thing... I don't know what the problem is.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@Mixtape58517490 @ohmmymod_ I don't suppose you have pics?

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@CommanderDiver @ohmmymod_ Both photos are him acting in character.

They're also literally him using ai to digitalize his OC that he cosplays as in real life, with the second image being him inserting it onto a stock image.

I can 100% see it being 'weird', but I see no ethical problem with the AI use.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

It took all of 45 minutes for them to get mad at being called out.

[The Illuminate Void @Void_Illuminate]

// if you say gatekeep unironically i will in fact have no respect for you