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Our final player on the team. The man who wanted to stay a substitute, @sealamp_ has entered the arena!

He doesn't just woo the e-girls, he doesn't just clap your girls cheeks, he's crazy on the sticks. The man who can't do it all: TDPL SEAAAAAA

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Hold your applause till the end folks, we got a delusional one for ya! Keep it in your pants please and welcome: @flashinvoid

With zero experience on Gekko, he'll send Wingman the wrong way, ult his teammates and miss his mollies, here is the ass clapping Chad, TDPL DOUG!!!

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Give the warmest welcome possible to BECK FROM VICTORIOUS: @purplepatient

He's mean, he's green, he's bald-- NO HE'S NOT PICCOLO, HE IS TDPL ALDOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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We'd like to welcome one of the best looking players in all of gaming history, @KyaKareru

They're not just a pretty face, they also got the biggest bunda and a lost streak longer than your pp. Welcome TDPL kya!!!

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Introducing our 2nd player on the starting roster: @lposyi

Jio has had a long Valorant journey. Going from Iron 1 to Radiant over his career. He is sure to be the star player on this team. Welcome TDPL Jior!

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Please welcome our first player onto the Premier roster: @valenlae

Our star and team captain, Val will be leading this team to a Victory Royale! (hopefully)