As so many have asked how they themselves can get a #lordbod, I’ve detailed one of my many workouts below. Try it and let me know your results! Or don’t, I really don’t care.
First I’m under fire for not finishing my towers in a timely manner, NOW the peasant laborers are revolting. They are saying they’ve formed a “union” and have demands like “PTO” (poors time off?) - unthinkable!
It’s come to my attention that Cairhien has been accused of “never being able to finish an infrastructure project.” Perhaps it is abnormal to take so long to finish a few towers. To that I say consider the weight of the grandeur they uphold!!
It has been weeks and yet I am reeling - REELING - from the shock of how Rafe Judkins has decided to portray the GREAT House Damodred. Impoverished? Never! An intensely beautiful wooden throne? Absent! He is clearly a Riatin shill and I will not stand for this!
Diary,
Some filthy peasant cornered me and commenced screaming about continued inflation. As if I'm not FULLY aware. 😤 If they think they're overpaying for their precious "food stuffs," try managing installments on TWO Fjord autocarriages and a seaside villa.
Idiot...
Gawyn
I want to reassure everyone that while the Andoran Banks are collapsing, my coinage is VERY safe in the secret vault I have under my gold-plate privy. We are all in this together!
Hello Olver,
I have 33 horses.
My noblest steed, Golden Sceptre, has a saddle of chora wood inlaid with ivory.
My TWO next noblest steeds have saddles of rare calfskin leather and Sharan silk.
This is just the start.
Please provide the coordinates for your pigeoncote so I