High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred

OFFICIAL ACCOUNT of Lord Taringail Damodred, star of Wheel of Time. Please do not follow if you’re Andoran or a peasant.

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

As so many have asked how they themselves can get a #lordbod, I’ve detailed one of my many workouts below. Try it and let me know your results! Or don’t, I really don’t care.

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

(My second-noblest steed.)

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

Pearl Button!

[horse @horseimage]

horse with beautiful wavy mane fresh out of the salon runway-ready with gorgeous and enviable hairdo

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

@WeiramonS If anyone deserves one, ‘tis you!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

In Cairhien we give things called “stump speeches” - it’s when we stand on the stump of Avendoraldera and tell the rabble what’s up!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

@WeiramonS Brilliance as usual, my Lord Bro!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

First I’m under fire for not finishing my towers in a timely manner, NOW the peasant laborers are revolting. They are saying they’ve formed a “union” and have demands like “PTO” (poors time off?) - unthinkable!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

It’s come to my attention that Cairhien has been accused of “never being able to finish an infrastructure project.” Perhaps it is abnormal to take so long to finish a few towers. To that I say consider the weight of the grandeur they uphold!!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

@Wil_alSeen The burdens and perils of being a Lord are many and varied.

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

It has been weeks and yet I am reeling - REELING - from the shock of how Rafe Judkins has decided to portray the GREAT House Damodred. Impoverished? Never! An intensely beautiful wooden throne? Absent! He is clearly a Riatin shill and I will not stand for this!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

@WeiramonS I await my royalties!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

For the love of light, take hold of yourselves!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

@DefaultRand Not on the Tairen rugs! How dare you!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

It is fitting that the glorious rising sun of Cairhien be the motif for all Wheel of Time posters! #TheGreatHunt

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

@WeiramonS @ChildBornhald @DefaultRand It’s shocking we are not the main focus of the public relations campaign! Who is more beloved than us?

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

Another day, another Damodred. But still no Tairingail…

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

@WeiramonS Quite right!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

Perhaps… he is my son?

[badKITTYCeramics @GawynS]

Diary,

Some filthy peasant cornered me and commenced screaming about continued inflation. As if I'm not FULLY aware. 😤 If they think they're overpaying for their precious "food stuffs," try managing installments on TWO Fjord autocarriages and a seaside villa.

Idiot...

Gawyn

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

I want to reassure everyone that while the Andoran Banks are collapsing, my coinage is VERY safe in the secret vault I have under my gold-plate privy. We are all in this together!

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

can send a list of my steeds and their respective enormous tack and accessories expenditures.

[High Prince Lord Taringail Damodred @TDamodred]

Hello Olver,

I have 33 horses.

My noblest steed, Golden Sceptre, has a saddle of chora wood inlaid with ivory.

My TWO next noblest steeds have saddles of rare calfskin leather and Sharan silk.

This is just the start.

Please provide the coordinates for your pigeoncote so I