Troodlestoodlen

fuck pancakes

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

If you go for a run with your baby in a stroller I hope you hit a pothole

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

@TheSpins_Band What the fuck Fred

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

@carp0341 Yes

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

I really be struggling to remember things and offering to remind people to do things, then asking someone to remind me to remind them

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

Apparently they updated that and how are people this dumb

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

That’s crazy because vaccinated people can spread Covid-19

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

Also I joined the team

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

I just went to a roller derby for the first time and that is the greatest sport I’ve ever seen in my life why don’t more people talk about it

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

I just want to inject @icyhot into my spine is that too much to ask

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

Looking to hire someone to record every second of my day then when I die I want them to rent out a theatre and play it to an audience of everyone that works at @OSHA_DOL

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

That moment when so many things go down that https://t.co/TzZ2whbz8r also goes down

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

LtCol Scheller has to be the absolute greatest man I wish I had the pleasure of meeting

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

Unacceptable.

[Brewpac Shakur @peters_nd1]

Marines die and all of us feel it, everywhere

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

ATTENTION EVERYONE DO YOU KNOW HOW VOICEMAILS SAY “when you’re finished recording you may hang up, or press 1 for more options” WELL PRESSING 1 LETS YOU REDO YOUR VOICEMAIL

[Troodlestoodlen @TDel17]

How tf do we have literal computers in our pockets but if I stutter in a voicemail I can’t start it over

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

The Gulf of Mexico is on fire, it's 112 degrees in Portland, roads and rails are crumbling from the sun, wildfire and hurricane season are here in record time and people are concerned about the cost of going green.

COMPARED TO WHAT?