Thomas Dimitnott

Former Falcons General Manager parody account, Now Full-Time Stay at Home Dad, Madden Enthusiasts, Avid Mountain Biker, Turtle Lover.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

When the Falcons pick a wide receiver at 8 tonight. #NFLDraft @falcfans

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

The Giants are going to meet with Jim
Bob Cooter to discuss their vacant OC job. Cooter is the current Colts OC and has interviewed with the Philadelphia Eagles for their OC job, too.
@ESPNNFL

[JosinaAnderson @JosinaAnderson]

I'm told teams have made recent inquiries on #Raiders WR Jakobi Meyers within the last two weeks, per league sources.

Full article, for more: https://t.co/3P3eQLb7sM

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

The @49ers have now cornered the market of players who have been shot.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More about the Commanders trading RB Brian Robinson to the 49ers for a sixth-round pick, via @john_keim:

https://t.co/rg2wYAmUxp

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

Never forget the TRUE winner of the 2024 NFL Draft. #NFLDraft

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

My annual watching of “Draft Day” tonight…god what a great movie wrapped inside a completely shitty movie.
#vontaemacknomatterwhat

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

Watching @espn pre Draft coverage is like going to @redlobster for “good seafood.”

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

@Falcons_Pad

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Terry Fontenot is a @Saints sleeper agent.
#FuckdaFalcons
#GradyJarrett

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

@itsJohnRocker You’re a douche bag, no one loves you, go away.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

@FieldYates @MelKiperESPN The @McShay13 Show is 100% better than the clown show this podcast has become… We all know Mel revolutionized the draft business but it’s time to hang it up. First Draft is just recycled ESPN corporate bullshit, McShay’s got better analysis, takes, and scouting.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

@AdamSchefter Damn they interviewed Matt Ebweflus once and were like “hell to the fucking no!”

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

@nyjets that guy’s a douche bag!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jets now have completed an interview with Steelers offensive coordinator Arthur Smith for their head coaching position.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

Man fuck those guys! @Titans suck anyway!

[TURRON DAVENPORT @TDavenport_NFL]

#Titans list of GM candidates that made it to the 2nd round:

Bills Dir. Player Personnel Terrance Gray
Bears Asst GM Ian Cunningham
Buccaneers Asst GM John Skytek
Chiefs Asst GM Mike Borgonzi
Colts Asst GM Ed Dodds
Packers VP of Player Personnel Jon-Eric Sullivan

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

Yeah, cause I’m fucking awesome! Now hire me you cowards @Titans

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Titans completed a first-round virtual interview for their general manager job with former Falcons GM Thomas Dimitroff.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

Stop fucking around and just hire me you cowards! @nyjets

[New York Jets @nyjets]

We have completed an interview with Louis Riddick for our General Manager vacancy.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

That guy’s a Jack Ass, and picks his nose, hire me you cowards!!! @nyjets

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jets completed their interview with Jon Robinson for their General Manager vacancy.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

Yeah and I fucking killed it! Hire me you cowards! @nyjets

[Zack Rosenblatt @ZackBlatt]

The Jets announced they completed an interview with GM Thomas Dimitroff.

He was the Falcons GM from 2008-2020, Atlanta made the playoffs six times in that stretch.

Has been out of the league since then working for an analytics company.

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

He did it all for DiNucci

[Ben DiNucci @B_DiNucci6]

I have fun news.

I signed with the Saints this morning.

Source - myself (fairly credible).

[Thomas Dimitnott @TDimitnott]

I want my $50 million back Kirko!