Tim Denton

zzzzz

[Tim Denton @TDlive]

Less than 100% sure that I did not use my wife’s toothbrush today

[Tim Denton @TDlive]

My 15yo daughter: What’s the first thing you’re gonna do when you get to heaven?

Me: Have no idea.

15yo: I’m gonna find all the victims from all the unsolved murder podcasts and ask who murdered them to see if I guessed right!

[Tim Denton @TDlive]

Alright, let’s go meet the ladies...
#TheBachelor

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

First of all... who edited this? This is amazing work.
https://t.co/nBCUuP6FFD

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

this Warriors/Kings sequence matches up with the basketball scene from The Office

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

I swear, this is the stadium at every SEC game

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

A victory not only for Stephen F Austin, but indeed for the United States of America; and, I daresay, humanity itself
https://t.co/cVDMutFavJ

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Few of us will ever forget where we were when we heard about it
https://t.co/pr6OOPXacy

[Tim Denton @TDlive]

This is two tweets. I read them as one tweet.

My initial thought was that it definitely was a great day in church today!

[Tim Denton @TDlive]

Changed my computer login password today. So begins 2-3 days of needing to enter 2 passwords to get on my computer:

1. Type in old password

*password incorrect, try again*

2. Type in correct password

[Gretchen Lynn @Bubola]

Every time.

[Big Cat Country @BigCatCountry]

I want to cry, @toper2040.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

imagine having this tattoo and it being the third thing people ask about

[david @_elvishpresley_]

I put the audio from the Cats trailer over the Star Wars Mandalorian trailer and I'm freaked out about how well it fits

[Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr]

The info you need on @PopeyesChicken and @ChickfilA ...per level 1 sources