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Chelsea FC brother from the land down under

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@goalsside Thought this video was going to cut to Arsenal losing the Champions league, again! Lucky it lives rent free in my head

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@TheCinesthetic Hiw this fat cunt made 71 I'll never know. Genetic weapon!

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Mykhailo Mudryk arriving in Hong Kong to join up with his Chelsea teammates:

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@ConnCFC @Aden1m_ Mate, Pys makes up more shit than Anthony Taylor.
If Camavinga comes to Chels this summer, I'll eat my.... eh f it, my hat.
I'll record it and everything.
That's how little I believe this.

Why would he come to us with no Champions league?

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@ChelseaFC @nikefootball Ps. Not buying another kit again until we get a permanent front-of-shirt sponsor

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@BorrachinhaMMA May have just nutted at the structure of this sentence, such a rarity these days

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@ChelseaFC Me: What's the dumbest thing BlueCo will do this summer?

BlueCo: Hold my beer, we're just getting started.

Santos will do ok this year but next year he'll ball.
Meanwhile BlueCo will spend $80 million on a player with half his abilities to fill the Enzo void.

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@fullbol_tweets Faaaaaaaake! John Terry didn't say this. He the sure as fuck thought it though, as well as snake, traitor, and some profanities

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@FabrizioRomano $55 mill..... wtf is wrong with us.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

My top 5 most embarrassing penalties of all time

https://t.co/sriJyBWHhl

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@Blue_Footy @ChelseaFC Ive backed this kid for years and was outraged when the club continually wanted to sell him. This season, he repaid us by playing some of his worst football this season, especially the first half of the year. I hope he really means it 🙏

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Even as a rival fan, you have to say this was funny from Onana.

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@CFC_Dubois Thaaaaaank you! Had to make the whole campaign black to hide how shit it looks.

Also, can't we do something about the CWC badge. The old one was so much better. More of an eye-sore than a badge of pride

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@TrollFootball Made with AI my ass, looks real to me

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that. 🗣️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

ARSENAL HAVE LOST THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

[вιg нυη¢нσ 🪐 @stillbighuncho]

You’re part of the problem of this club bro.

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@FootballFunnys Wait til Nick Shirley investigates this shit

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@FootballFunnys Only cause Rosenior left