Trevor Dortignac

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Heidi says its actually salad

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Cold cereal is basically pasta

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The best kind of pasta!

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Just watched a girl at in n out order a burger with just meat, 4 slices of cheese and an onion. Basic.

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@Kimberloo98 Legend

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Dear friends, family and Twitter followers, after giving it much thought I have decided that I will run for president in 2020! If elected, the primary goal of my presidency will be to make Taco Bell bean and cheese burritos $1 again. #MakeTacoBellGreatAgain

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Bob Dylan is best listened to on small crappy speakers. Don't @ me

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If you don't get into screaming matches with your siblings about the right way to make a grilled cheese sandwich is that even a healthy relationship?

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People who are not my girlfriend need to stop texting me and getting my hopes up that I got a text from my girlfriend but it's not

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"I medium-key hate you right now."-Kaylee

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"Nobody retweets my tweets more than anybody"- Also Kaylee

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Joanna: oww, you broke my fingers!

Kaylee: well that's eventful for you at least.

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And rubber gloves takes the hand on its 3rd trip out!

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Update: @Kimberloo98 knows how to play apples to apples.

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Also, shout out to all my twitter followers. I see you @Kimberloo98 and @JoannaDortignac

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Nobody knows how to play apples to apples.