Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks

A frank dialogue with the city of Toronto and beyond

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@JoJoFromJerz It may be artless, but at least there's a lot of it.

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@megynkelly I'm sure many republicans are champing at the bit to become professional juvenile genital inspectors in light of this new opportunity afforded them by widespread bigotry.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Here’s what makes this so bleak:

In 1976, people flocked to DC for the Bicentennial. A whole week of celebration. It was proud, it was joyous, and it was packed.

Our generation never got that. And most of us will be pushing 90 by the next one.

This was our turn. There was a bipartisan commission, America250, built to give it to us — a celebration that belonged to everyone.

Instead, the administration stood up its own group, Freedom 250, to push the real one aside. They fired the original organizer. They routed tens of millions in taxpayer dollars to the president’s version while the bipartisan one went unfunded. States pulled out because it had become too partisan. The musicians quit, so he turned the concert into a campaign rally about deportations and grievance.

They didn’t celebrate the country. They celebrated themselves.

And you can see the result on the grass. A 250th birthday that should have belonged to all of us, turned into one man’s vanity project.

Empty. And sad.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

We are NOT talking enough about the fact that Donald trump is a child-raping pedophile. We simply are NOT. It is just INSANE to me that we are expected to just go about our business when everyone knows that the president* of the United States raped children.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Over a billion dollars while serving as President. This is absolutely corrupt beyond measure.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republican Congressman: DOGE is pretty much eliminated in the recent budget. Is there somewhere we can find what exactly DOGE accomplished?

Trump's Budget Director: We have no plans to do a closing DOGE report.

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@HQNewsNow Ken Paxton looks like somebody jammed some glass eyes into a glazed ham and rolled it around a barbershop floor.

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: Bombshell new reporting from CNBC reveals that Trump bought millions in Axon stock just two weeks before ICE sought a $220,000,000 deal to buy tasers from Axon.

This raises serious questions about insider trading as Trump continues to profit off of the presidency.

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@kaitlancollins That looks like it was designed with AI.

[Covie @covie_93]

This man is saying James Talarico doesn't represent Texas values.....So is this Texas values????

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@MiaForTrump I thought he was non-verbal.

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

🚨 Forbes: 20-year-old Barron Trump is worth $150 MILLION — mostly from the Trump family’s crypto empire.

A college kid with nine-figure wealth while his dad’s in the White House?

Thumbs up 👍🏻 if you think Barron Trump needs to appear before Congress to explain his crypto fortune and the insider trading allegations.

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@SpaceAlpha1 @BillyBoy2749 @AdamKinzinger Stop what you're doing everyone. Vito has pictures with arrows on them. Has Comer seen these pictures with arrows on them? This will surely blow the case wide open now that there are pictures with arrows. All these years of trying to make a case and it all comes down to this.

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@SpaceAlpha1 @BillyBoy2749 @AdamKinzinger Ooof. I can't believe that the US President in 2020, Donald Trump, failed so spectacularly. What an intelligence failure. For you and for him.

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@StoolBaseball @BarstoolHubbs They're literally the American League Champs, you clowns.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is one of the weirdest and scariest pieces of propaganda ever created by the government—or anyone.

It asserts that the separation of church and state is really a myth created by godless existentialists like Nietzsche, Sartre and Foucault.

It has the DOJ logo on the front.

[Steffan Watkins  @steffanwatkins]

🇨🇦 The Bombardier Challenger Doug Ford bought with the MNR black budget, that he sold back to Bombardier at a loss of $200k, has been sold to Chartright, who provide Doug Ford with his aviation charter services at $10k/HR; so Doug Ford gets his happy ending after all. #GravyPlane

[Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks @TDotOpenLetter]

@Polymarket Reality has a well-known liberal bias.

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Trump ripped up the walkway between the West Wing and the mansion to replace it with polished African granite carved in Italy. "Paid for by me," he claimed. Except that's not true. Taxpayers paid $689,232, per documents obtained by @michaelscherer https://t.co/7l2bkD0MIH

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

America 250 was going to be like a World Fair that would have attracted millions of people.

But Trump stole the money, denied permits, & renamed it Freedom 250 so he could make it all about himself & Republicans.

Trump stole America's Birthday from you! 🤬