Tony Douchenozzle

6’5 | Head Receiver | UARK Class of ‘88 | ΠΚΑ | Greatest 12U Football Coach in Arkansas

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Pretty sure someone roofied one of my 26 beers last night, I hardly remember anything.

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Went to bed early last night, can’t wait for Luka to be back in the lineup for today’s game. Go mavs!

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Some guys go to the gym to lose weight. I liquid shit out 4 lbs of beer weight. We are not the same.

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@TBowls4Tony Little over $9 after tax for a burrito meal. Highly recommend, Tony.

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Chicfila chicken burrito is by far the best fast food breakfast item, and competes for the #1 spot in all of fast food.

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@BASED4382888 Can’t get behind this, but to each their own.

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@BigHossHJ I respect the take Hank. Was a biscuit guy myself until I discovered the burrito/salsa combo

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Our advancements in technology impress me more everyday 👏🙌‼️

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@RobertKennedyJr @realDonaldTrump Fix this.

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Lyft hit with a multi-million dollar lawsuit over a driver telling this morbidly obese rapper his car isn't big enough for her.

Her lawyers say it's segregation.

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@Jaypotta Don’t listen to much rap, but Zach Bryan is the NBA youngboy of country. Same sound on every song and releases 3 albums a year. Quantity over quality.

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@HardhatJalen Does it come with the absolute dump truck?

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Hate watching both teams and throwing an absurd amount of money on it are the only things getting me through the super bowl this year.

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So hungover my face ID doesn’t recognize me, all time low

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@creed_luver Congrats on the play, Gary.

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@HardhatJalen @jj_johnson1776 Not pictured but he was on the front lines of the action. I’ve got some great stories from this night Bojangles.

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Buddy got a fake number from the MILF last night (married 20 years). We’ll be back.

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@DrewPFux @FreddyCottrell

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“You been ubering long?”

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@jj_johnson1776 The only thing in there is a few bucks and an anytime fitness member card

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Platinum tickets ✅
All you can eat✅
Open bar✅

Happy Saturday

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Tony may have had one too many beers. Apartment complex is not thrilled #destructionofproperty