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@Jason I owe my friend Roger $100. Hook it up.

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@Saurav_DJ47 You would think by now companies like Apple would bring in folks like @ZacksJerryRig and @MKBHD as consultants prior to final release. Builders' blind spot is a real thing.

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@AllanPeters Have any of these companies reached out to you yet? You do such good work.

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@ThierryBorgeat I'm not smart enough to know what this is, but I'm assuming down is bad, up is good?

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@Complex Why do they have to tell you what it's for? I tell my employees that if they need a day off, they should send me a calendar invite letting me know which day to expect them to be off. I never ask why because that's none of my business. That's why it's called "Personal time off"

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@TheTitanofX No. My garbage can sitting a quarter of the way up my front lawn, on its side, with the lid open, is usually the indicator that they stopped by.

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@ECansabunc93820 thats a firework pop with the puff of smoke floating away in the breeze.

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@NightSkyToday Wouldn't that just tank the price of gold? @Grok?

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@crazy__shikhu Sitting like that will eventually mess with his lower back. Imagine being done in by sciatic nerve pain and not the Avengers?

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@AllanPeters The redone Texaco logo looks like Patrick dressed as a sumo wrestler.

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@Comicodigy Why does he make a face like he's struggling when someone grabs his wings, as if he feels it? They're just mechanical wings; shouldn't he be unbothered by that?

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@DemNationalist They look like high-end pet photos

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@emilymiller Fill it with mercury. You're welcome, America.

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@DJSnM @rookisaacman How do they land without the flag touching the ground?

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@takeruk20 Looks like Legoland

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@araseb_ Gym Arcade

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@lorxell Iron in the ground. Iron all around. Brake dust in the sky lol who knows bro. It’s a comic book character

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@PopcornPost_ Might be easier to name those that don't.

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@hoodwild_ My wife wouldn’t give a fuck lol

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@frankiemuniz Brother. The bottom just gives you something to push off of. That’s what I found out. I hope you win all your battles, man.