Dank Castle

Come for the money. Stay for the whiskey. Live for the violence. Die free. 🏴‍☠️

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

When Mitch Mcconnell literally dies but then he hears Trump is slightly cutting aid to Israel

[Dank Castle @TEEWAGGLES]

Wrist Check

[RedDevil 😈 @Snakeeater36]

Wrist Check

[Dank Castle @TEEWAGGLES]

Cool story, you’re still conquered by foreigners who spit at you.

[R⎊M @LDNRom]

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

[Dank Castle @TEEWAGGLES]

Imagine having an oppression fetish like a fucking loser.

[Lo @LoLoByke]

My ancestors were slaves 250 years ago. I’m not celebrating shit

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

They are celebrating gay pride in England today.

We get it.

You kind of did take it in the ass on July 4th, 1776.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You have no jurisdiction over Americans and we will not cooperate with any investigations”

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

This podcast is great. It regularly deflates “where are the GOOD MEN?” complaints as women reveal they prefer heroin addicts and threatening sociopaths as their ideal boyfriends.

[2golden @love2doubs_]

mfs hate usa but won’t leave it

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i open this app like a divorced man opening the fridge

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Always wild this was real and not some adult swim type skit.

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Haitians first received TPS for an earthquake that happened over 15 years ago.

Syrians first received TPS for a war that is now over.

America is not their permanent hotel.

Temporary means Temporary.

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

I'm assembling a team.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

women when you tell them you want to execute the rapists instead of educating them

[Dr. Alex Tatem @DrAlexTatem]

Yeah we’re not conflicted.

De-schedule testosterone NOW.

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

@Ally_Sammarco Hating the rich is easy, hating the poor that contribute nothing to society takes balls