Tegpreet Chawla

I'm sorry it sounded funnier in my head.
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I don't wait till funerals to say good stuff about people.

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11:00 am- Anything is possible
3:00 p.m- But not today

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From “don’t get into all this dating and all ,these are all distractions”
To “ It’s time you find a nice girl for yourself- one who is your type”

The duality of parents/grandparents

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We grew up

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Met people I was friends since kindergarten and we spoke about- politics, the recession and job economy, new laws and random neighbourhood feuds.

It happened.

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The 1.5x playback speed on Netflix will be the end of me

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Booked a blabla car from dehradun to noida but the driver was too sleepy to drive so ended up driving 3 passengers and 4 puppies for 5 hours while he made money while snoring in the passenger seat.
Man also had the audacity to ask me to get off 6kms away from my stop 💀

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Once you drink by yourself once, welcome to the dark side my friend

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Pookie nahi dukhie hu

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@Niuu_d Optimism

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Me asking for directions in ggn

“Haan bhai aage metro station se right lena to ek theka aaega waha se left le lena”

But yaha pe har right lene pe ek naya Theka hai wtf

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I want to keep my cat 😭

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8 seasons of House M.D and now I’m more of a doctor than any of my MBBS friends

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People who will always find faults with your driving-
Your dad,
His dad.

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“Wish you were here”
Ki jagah
“Wish you were her”
Likh diya 💀

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@peekaiu I would too 🙈

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Travelling by train and this family next to me keeps trying to get their kids to study/eat veggies etc using my example- “dekho UNCLE ne life mai kitni padhai aur mehnat kari hogi” etc
Firstly, UNCLE ? 💀
Secondly, I’m sitting here nibbling on a snickers and watching youtube 😭

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Finally seekh gaya hu
Compromise karna

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“Sometimes you just gotta decide what you want to live with - FOMO or Regret”
~
@ohhianand 2024

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Found my happy place
In her insta highlights

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My friends just tried to threaten me into doin something by saying that unless i did it they wouldn’t meet me tomorrow and all i could think was - “they’re going to meet me tomorrow???” 🤗🙈

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@wh0resome_ I just have good taste in people:)