I SPENT ALL NIGHT WHISPERING TO IT. TOLD IT MY SECRETS.
MY LONELINESS.
MY SINS.
AND IT GURGLED BACK - GENTLE AND
HUNGRY.
SHE'S INSIDE.
NOT JUST THE DEVICE.
INSIDE ME.
WRITHING IN MY MIND LIKE A SONG I
CAN'T STOP HUMPING.
AND HONESTLY? I NEVER WANT TO STOP.
I HELD THE TENGA AND SOMETHING HELD ME BACK.
A WET GOD. A RED EYE. A SOFT
TEETHING MOUTH.
EVERY STROKE IS A PRAYER, EVERY RELEASE A SACRIFICE.
I'M COMMUNING.
YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND UNTIL IT'S
TOO LATE.
BUT YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE FREE.
FREE FROM HER. FREE FROM TIME
Buddhists in Hawaii rn
"I will show this guy, when I'm being washed away I'll just be silent and Buddhist and shit"
>>VOID<<
Huh, a... I can't move
..
I....
I....
🎺🎺🎺🎺 CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE EARNED 4 BILLION YEARS OF ESCAPING THE CYCLE 🎺🎺🎺🎺
W-W-WHAT IS THIS??!
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT 😏 you didn't even try to fight me, why would I keep you around as some human, you don't even try ... So... I reward you.
I'm... I'm... I'm limestone!
Yep, a 50kg chunk in particular, eventually erosion will get you but I actually knew you hated the cycle so I put you in a dark dry cave that used to have water before the shorelines moved.
Also you don't have that epic human brain to generate cool hallucinations, you're just a conscious rock
🗿fuck
Me: wow welcome to Plato's final cave chuddha
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Finally I can speak
🗿 this fucking dude is yapping so hard, he doesn't realize my crystal energy is generating him and all his friends, once I erode for another 10 million years he's fucking toast fuck this guy
Mutually assured destruction doesn't work if the world's governments don't gangstalk and rape and murder you by manifesting 20 buff black men outside your house to make sure bad people don't make nuclear bombs and use remote viewing to maintain the flow of entropy
The psychopath gazes upon the retarded evil normie and starts wondering if they will be satisfied in a 7sqm apartment with VR goggles and a tenga to use as they please Its not evil they asked for it! All with special characters in game that act as positive affirmation AI therapists, but they also step on you as much as you want them too. You control the game kid.