#テンション1000%

overwatch elo terrorist

[#テンション1000% @TENSION1000]

ティナの胸が恋しい。

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless

[ഗോകുlism🎨(comms full) @dotgokulism]

my little sister just told me they completely removed computer science from her curriculum and replaced it with an "AI" period

[. @iHateMyBtch]

nga dressed up like lois griffin 😭😭😭

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

she was late for an appointment for 20 mins and left a one star review n this is what someone replied 😭😭😭

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[RPCS3 @rpcs3]

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[stefayylmao @stefayylmao1]

this drsunscreen guy absolutely dumpstered me in a quick play game so I go to his stream to say gg and he's begging a mercy player to call him senpai while ringing his cowbell

[turbomander @turbomander]

hmm, my lab grown sentient fungus version of you made that exact same observation yesterday. it’s getting faster than you…

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

anon sub

[green du @k0izume]

this is frying me

[swan 🌺 @silkswans]

The other support I get on my rankup game

[Roswell Hominin @roswellgigolo]

Ayo dap me up *slaps your ballsack then fist bumps your tip then grabs your shaft* (heterosexually)

[X Force 137 @137Force]

a random Texans stray firework called "Hulk's Bad Dragon" decimating a family of 4 today: