emily

emily | she/her | 20's

priv - @EvenKingsBow

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

This is the route that ICE agents took yesterday while their prisoner with a broken neck was bleeding profusely. The red dots are hospitals with ERs.

They were hoping he would just die.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Bro finessed an entire generation of kids by simply renting a car LMAOOO

[morg @mookTHEmonster]

Yall have GOT to start eating. Your breath is rancid bc you’ve skipped breakfast and lunch. You smell empty

[🐺Fritz✠Imperial🇻🇦 @Fritz_Imperial]

Having to throw up vs actually throwing up:

[douglas greenwood @douglasgrnwd]

I never considered the fact that she would have two earrings

[My Aunt Fanny 🇵🇸🇻🇪🇮🇷 @Dienne_7]

If capitalism breeds innovation, how come all the innovation is happening in a socialist country?

[egg empress 🥚 @backupweenie]

yall not real boob lovers if you don’t like them to sag and jiggle. those are real boobs. none of that silicone nonsense around here partner

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Gordon Ramsay has been infected with lycanthropy

[Medical Mewtwo @MedicalMewtwo]

For my fellow doctors, lets all review our ABCs

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

A big factor in being left-wing is just having a working memory.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

birth control is one of the most revolutionary advances in human history and the chud right has never gotten over the fact that generations of women have been freed from getting stuck with a dipshit loser their whole life because he lied about wearing a condom when they were 17

[Gabriel ✨🏝️ @GabrielHorizons]

Raymond being so low now is so funny after the 2020 craze

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

I do think the christians were correct that gay marriage would destroy traditional marriage, in the sense that traditional marriage was essentially a form of slavery that has been redefined (in theory) as an equal partnership

[BouffantBecky @bouffantbecky]

If she goes before that diseased, orange demon I’m tearing down the pillars of the earth.

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

JUST IN: Murderers are often criticized for "killing people" but serial killers kill roughly 3x as much

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 13 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production.

No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025.

[eden poughsee @chemodoll]

not sorry but if you buy from temu, shein etc. you deserve whatever they send you. like ur lucky they don’t just mail you a live wasp nest for being that stupid.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

not even the dignity of a head. this is what men view us as. the dehumanization of the female body should repulse you all

[Neo @NeoWokio]

I’m starting to think RFK Jr. is one of the four horseman of the apocalypse. Pestilence walks among us.

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 Maybe? PAX West ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

Generative ai ethicality in a nutshell