oh, i actually walked out from your door.
( pointing to one of the doors. it was the storage. but he would go back to the storage room, ducking down so his head won’t hit the frame. )
i’ll see you again sometime !
find yourself able to traverse universes and time ? sensitive to anomalies ? seeing visions of phantoms running around you before disappearing again ? don’t hesitate ! join the traveler’s society.
that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read !
( absolute creature. if william was to look at the picture his eyes reflected the flash like a cat’s eyes would. just red against all that blue. )
Don’t come at all. You and your delusions are not welcome here.
[he quickly takes out his phone and snaps a photo of this goober.]
You will be prohibited from entry.
oh no, i’m just going off by your statement of mental. you know, maybe we do seem like that —
oh well ! i’ll give you a warning next time. not the bones though, you can keep ‘em.
well, i’m not here to hear what people think of me.
( a cheery smile offered. putting the timepiece back inside his coat pocket. )
i’m here to do my job and see what 2026 is like ! love that you can order food from a tiny black box and they come to your location now.
they’re very much alive.
( pulls out the pocket watch from under his trenchcoat. looking at the year and time. )
2026… yeah no wonder they asked for some back.
The original owners are dead, they are no longer here, they have new owners. It belongs to the museum so that Earth’s history can be easily preserved and accessible for those interested.
I’m sure our mummy in our Egyptian exhibit doesn’t care.
oh don’t be mad. i just returned them back to their respective owners. besides, this is my assignment. like… like… what’s the name… indiana jones, except i raid museums.