Terrence James

I tell jokes, and sometimes people pay me to do it.

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@MaTtKs @TheXclusiveAce @MaTtKs is this what you need? Really enjoying this game by the way. Open match making is amazing.

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⁦@TheXclusiveAce⁩ did I completely fail at reading my mini map correctly or did the guy who killed me not show up on my HARP? Killcam says he’s using the Scout combat speciality.

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@ThomasGower Does that still count for the 1st down pass = 2nd down run stat?

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@TheSmashleySays He does think you look good without makeup.

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@TheAthletic The site. Like today I have 2 articles from yesterday, a handful from the 25th and then I click "Show More" and these 3 Antonio Brown articles are always there. Is there a way to customize my feed where I see more of the film breakdown stuff I'm interested in?

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@TheAthletic I subscribed to your site as a huge football fan but i feel like I miss a lot of great articles bc my "recent stories" list on the NFL page keeps showing me articles from Sept 20 and before. I want to see nothing but new and recent articles, how do i fix this?

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@ThomasGower Does the offense have an iso route feel to it? Where WRs seem to be expected to just beat their man and get open?

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@MikeMiracles Big fan of your breakdowns. Really really consistent quality content. It looked like there was another screen being set up on the Burnett sack in the 2nd Q at 5:57. Jonnu was leaking out with blockers in front of him.

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Only Mariota could go 22/23 for 303 & 2 tds and the Titans lose by 17. Then go 18/24 for 162 and a pick and win by 21. #TitanUp

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@katienolan I really like your show.Can i shoot my shot & ask if you’re hiring anyone to do anything.Experience in stand up comedy,& admin work. Loves Sports?being paid is preferable but not a deal breaker if it’s nights&weekends. References available upon request.

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Headline: Roseanne acting like Roseanne causes Roseanne to be cancelled.

That tiger didn’t go crazy that tiger went tiger. https://t.co/UlG6z65DKv

[ABC News @ABC]

ABC Entertainment cancels Roseanne Barr's show, calling her comment on Twitter "abhorrent, repugnant and inconsistent with our values." https://t.co/2HJA1onFiw [Corrects link]

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@anisha_schu @hqtrivia You’re a got damn genius. Should’ve cheated off you more in college.

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@JBdaPilot I haven’t listened to your album for the sole reason that I’m not on it doing some Blame Game level type of skit. But I will eventually and when I do,I’ll be that dude saying “Pilot project was better.”

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Yo this is from a song called “Murder, Murder” it wasn’t on any Eminem album. He also name drops beanie babies and N64s. Plus I used Limewire to DL it so it’s possibly 15 years old. Big ups for Dana for being a real Eminem fan. I see you. https://t.co/FJJtiFN5L7

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Eminem: Listen to me about gun laws guys.

Also Eminem: Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked.
Wasn’t nothing for her to be smoked.
I slammed her on her back 'til her vertebrae broke.
Just then the pigs bust in yelling “Freeze!"

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@geemelindawhy But you only travel within 4 blocks of your apartment anyway.

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@MeganGoldshine Oh so you can be excited for this but I'm weird for loving the critically under appreciated legal drama Suits

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That's 5 on 5, full court with 3 refs, and a clock operator. https://t.co/TNTkhs2Sow

[WEEI @WEEI]

Antonio Cromartie welcomes fourteenth child despite vasectomy https://t.co/M8Aq0KrCEg

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@MeganGoldshine Ashley made me watch it & as long as you don't overthink it,it's pretty ok. #characterswelcome #USA

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@MeganGoldshine Literally just finished watching an episode of Suits. Worried this 7th season won't be their strongest.

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OJ Simpon: There's no way I could've killed Nicole. Look how happy we are in these pictures. https://t.co/9UGqHTbSv4

[Michael Cohen @MichaelCohen212]

As the son of a holocaust survivor, I have no tolerance for #racism. Just because I support @POTUS @realDonaldTrump doesn't make me a racist