Mr. Magorium’s Ass Emporium

Minister of Railways. Amateur Dinosaur Enthusiast. He/Him

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Made this in Procreate because I love #Community and am crushingly single.

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Started "Blood Meridian" tonight and I forgot that I have to reformat my brain to properly appreciate McCarthy's writing style

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Everyone's worried about technology being the end of us, but FB just "suggested" my ex's dumb cunt of a sister so I think we'll be fine for a while.

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Did I stay up past my bedtime to watch the Kodak Carousel scene in Mad Men? Yes I did.

Will I regret this in the morning? Yes I will.

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After you cast your ballot, my voting station let you pick whether you wanted an assault rifle, a bald eagle or a sticker. I already have the rifle and the last eagle I had was shockingly racist, so I went with the sticker.

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Genuinely trying to decide whether yo watch Martyrs or The Fox and The Hound

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All I want my tombstone to say is "Here lies Stephan 'Dinosaur Steve with the Manager Sleeve', he's vaping in god's bathroom now"

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Fuck it, I'm going to Bluesky. Follow me there comrades!

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My favorite thing about living in Kansas City is that those knuckle fuckers spend the entirety of the warm seasons thrashing all the roads with construction and when they're finally done the roads are more fucked up than they were to begin with.

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It's very jarring listening to Mazzy Star's "Look On Down From The Bridge" while going through a car wash

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Dear @zachbraff I have some ideas for a Garden State remake that I'm gifting to you:

1) The exact same movie except everyone screams their lines
2) Natalie Portman's character is replaced by Method Man
3) ALL of the characters are replaced by Method Man

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Bluth 2024, the real candidate of change!

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With a few exceptions, people over 50 shouldn't be giving out song suggestions

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@SadDenniel I believe I'm on the final mission and I've really enjoyed it so far!

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I've been hopping around multiple games lately, including Monster Hunter Rise, Stellaris and Titan Fall 2's single player. Don't know why, but at least it's been fun 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Heaven is when both of your cats lay with you on the couch.

Hell is when they both get up and leave at the same time.

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Just saw @TerrifierFilm and it reminded me that I'm due for a prostate exam soon

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Just watched the Die Antwoord documentary and, while it was interesting, it did confirm my theory that they're just ICP for kids who take molly

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@VinceMancini @mattlieb [lums violently]

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@smalltowngh0st

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This morning I got an offer for the job that I was really, really wanting. I was going to post a silly reaction pic here, but I'll just use my words and say how extremely grateful I am and excited for this new possibility and career