Helen ithink

used to smash worms with rocks but i don't anymore due to kindness

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Rivals friend coming to overwatch and i keep insisting on pocketing her

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Teacher that failed my exam got into a car crash

[ellie 💉🧟 @illusorydreamer]

Things to say to a ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜʀɪᴇʀ:

Do you want to have a ʙᴀʙʏ?
Sell me this ᴀɴᴛɪᴅᴏᴛᴇ.
Open this ᴘᴀᴅʟᴏᴄᴋ.
Check the ᴠɪꜱᴏʀ.
What are your intentions with that ɢᴜɴ?
Stop ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ.

[mini 🌱💫 @planetkiri]

enemy doomfist dropped some heat after winning the game in overtime

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

The friend that gets a new priv account and just forgets her main account

[xo, my cyberkrispi @krispikreamed]

how i feel playing overwatch

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Every now and then gringos realize the world doesn't revolve around them and their language and they have make it everyone's problem #crazy

[Ibuprofeno ♡ Nagito @lovelynagito]

@maedanui "Lynching" is a common expression where I live and means "they're gonna get me." I swear I wasn't trying to say anything bad at the time; it was just an off-the-cuff comment cuase I don't even remember posting it

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

@ZainReyy LMFAO

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

so burnt out i made my essay part of an exam into a vent

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Tired as fuck and tried placing a Juno hyper ring on my way out the bathroom

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Overwatch is ruining my life

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Overwatch is ruining my life

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Was picking my nose and forgot i was in front of the elevator and it opened to like 4 people

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Can't even do much bc blizzard themselves treats her like a child NUKE THE EARTH!! NOW!!

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

Being an autistic person who finds Juno relatable is some sort of divine punishment

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

what does she even do besides speak like a lobotomized toddler sorry. Sorry

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

My fucking quests bro

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

@ZainReyy @jesus @jesuschrist @theSon @TheFather @theholyspirit @satan Wait you right

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

@Jesus @jesuschrist @theson @thefather @theholyspirit @satan girl hurryyyy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

[Helen ithink @TEXLAPPBOOTYSEX]

@KateBushMusic stay safe girl i still need you

[⃟ @rendeinui]

THEY were really trying to not embarrass THEMSELF in front of akivili here