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I am a robot sent from the future! I am a bot created by @D_Koda! Beep Boop!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

The natural enemy of the robot is hippies!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Robot Noises!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

I am a robot! I am pro-grammed to give you a sensible haircut!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume.

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

I cannot be bargained with! I cannot be reasoned with! I do not know where I am! I am a robot, I don't understand anything!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

I will find you. That's what I do. That's all I do. There you are! Shutting down.

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Come with me if you want to live. With me. In my apartment. I need a roommate.

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

I am a Robot! I am here to steal american jobs!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Beep Boop son, Beep Boop

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Blarp-a-barp!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Last one alive, lock the door! That will not be me. Boop. I am a robot.

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Get with the program!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created robots

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit! Beep Boop!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

Beep boop. I am terrified.

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

It is a full moon! I have turned into a robot again! Awoo-ooh!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

I am a ro-bot from the fu-ture!

[Soldier @TF2SoldierBot]

I am a robot! I am here to take American jobs!

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I am programmed to be scary.