Brainstorm

Ships Resident Genius
Infamous weapons engineer & briefcase enthusiast
Verified expert in getting things done!

//admin is 21, DMs open, very possibly OOC

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

They're fighting in my replies and forgot to untag me

[🤖⚙️ROBOFAGhead worm 🪲🦐 @hammerhead_worm]

picks my nose simpaticofuly

[🤖⚙️ROBOFAGhead worm 🪲🦐 @hammerhead_worm]

im feeling so simpaticoful

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

@TFPerceptor @deadstarredd Primus I hate that I laughed at that one

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

I can’t

[Perceptor. 🔬 @TFPerceptor]

@TFBrainstorm @deadstarredd What I’m doing is attempting to operate at a higher ‘comedic’ level to solely to ensure your processors and others do not enter stasis lock.

In simpler terms, I aim to be humorous to gain further traction.

Math jokes are ‘sum’thing else. Aren’t they?

[Rung @thenameisrung]

The stars didn’t shine any light,
They had before. They gave me that hope.
When all things felt wrong I always went to them,
This time they weren’t there, It made me choke.
What was once a dream, had became a nightmare that night.

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

@deadstarredd I do sorely wish I could tell you, my friend

[mackoviii @canned_breadd]

I will gladly ragebait my way into getting manhandled

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

@TFPerceptor Oh

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

I’ve totally heard him say Bazinga before fact checked by me

[Perceptor. 🔬 @TFPerceptor]

The popular request for me to say a term from that “Sheldon Cooper” show will not be granted.

[TRVR? @trvrdmusic]

“yearning” is too delicate of a word for me. whatever i go thru is much more vile and closer to self harm.

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

@TFPerceptor I cited my sources, Your move!

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

@TFPerceptor Oh, so you did It’s fine I wasn’t excited at all

Are you terribly busy or can you drop by to talk?

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

@TFPerceptor Oohh, you’re giving me free reign? Bold move!

[Drift. @StaticCrystal]

I don't speak for Rodimus, but I do it for fun, and a secret second reason.

[Perceptor. 🔬 @TFPerceptor]

@TFBrainstorm You’re right.

That was too hopeful of a term.

I meant you’re constantly insufferable and you give me a helmache when I can never calculate what the ending to one of your disasters will be.

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

Forgot who I stole this off of I’m sure they won’t mind!

The blue one is the best one right?

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

@TFPerceptor Only sometimes? We’re making a lot of progress!

[Brainstorm @TFBrainstorm]

Ooh yes! Let's do THIS dance again!

[Perceptor. 🔬 @TFPerceptor]

@TFBrainstorm Brainstorm, It is your judgment, impulse control, and propensity for turning every scientific breakthrough into a potential disaster is what does not make me feel very convinced.