The Commissioner

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[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

Blue ballers have come back to tie Team BEEER

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

The good games: MDHB edging out Slick Nicks by 3....

Drew Brees battling Dalvin Cook

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Dead 💀 Birds 🐦 Michael Thomas outplaying Cam Newton

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Von Bologna - has a hold on the Wet Bandits spanks to Gurley & Tom Brady's 3 first half TDs ... Emo leads by 30

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

KFC trying to overcome a -7 from the London Ravens this morning. ROIDS in the lead by 40

[Adam Marko @marko_311]

@TFC_Commish Insert Coby Fleener's weiner into Her Butkus

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

Third week, third different starting QB for the Sky Clouds ☁️

What's changed in your lineup this week?

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

Sky Clouds will be sitting on their couch for the National Anthem this Sunday #protest

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Brees and Carolina bbq-Dfense whopping Box rn - 46-17 M🍆H🍑

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Mike Evans & Jameis Winston helping ROIDS doublin up the centipedes at halftime

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Another benched Td - Sky Clouds Rookie TE DNjoku 🌥

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KFC Jaquizzing on the Last Emo 50-24 nearing halftime

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Tom Brady is angry and making it rain TDs

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Simon Bros get a couple of bench TDs from Bryant & T.West...

And a GRONK SPIKE for Blueballers from way downtown!!

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TD DBOX and it was Gore-gious

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Darf Box gets the first TD of W2 https://t.co/smt673RrmZ

[Peter James Ripke @PeterRipke7]

Frank Gore looking nice today and always

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

@marko_311 @DJGreenBay OMG HE DOES CARE!! Slick Nicks for President!

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

Week 2 QB Matchups 🔥

Brees-Rodgers
Brady-Roethlisberger
Cousins-Ryan
Carr-Wilson
Newton-Winston
Mariota-Taylor

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

Sorry, Slick Nicholas @DJGreenBay https://t.co/PFUQL38Aow

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

No offense. I could care less about ur fantasy teams. This is my Real Life. Focusing on gettin healthy and gettin better. 1 day at a time.🙏🏽

[The Commissioner @TFC_Commish]

Sky Clouds add Tyrod Taylor from FA to starting QB.

Dak benched.

Taylor goes at 1p @ CAR