Hersey Squirts

Proud conservative Texan, born a Registered Coon Ass and always a defender of the USA.

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@catturd2 And “all the gold in California is sitting in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills”!

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@BenjaminABoyce @IsaiahLCarter If that’s a urine sample, you need to drink more water!🤣

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@joeroganhq Theo is always keeping it real!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Congress Warns Failure To Pass Spending Bill Might Delay Destruction Of The Country https://t.co/3BOMMbEf9v

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@RichOToole Hors d'oeuvre

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@_we_love_food Kinda like “Redneck Raccoon” flavor but a bit more spicy.

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@FoxNews It depends on what the definition of “is” is?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@elonmusk Newsweek is fake news trash.

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

Black woman killed by 6 illegal immigrants.

No BLM outrage.

No Al Sharpton.

No Whoopi Goldberg.

No NAACP.

No mainstream media.

No democrats.

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@Antoine31330855 Maybe Alex Jones is right about the water???

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Today @elonmusk leaves the “service of his country”. Thank you Elon for everything you have done and tried to do. You gave and still give many of us hope that the good guys and common sense can still win in America. Thank you for being the shining example which reminds us that progress has never been polite, and Truth rarely comes dressed in approval.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

🎵 No more MR. NICE GUY!🎵

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@ksorbs Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@strss_headache @NOAASatellites @NOAA 2023 was predicted as “near-normal” and then revised to “above-normal”

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@unusual_whales I wonder what he thinks the odds of no recession are?

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@JoeConchaTV They will never understand that there are many things money does not fix!

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@Sandra_G_Loftis @Timcast I guess it’s more than just having their menstrual cycles aligning!

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@ilovenostalgia How else do you beat your meat?

[Hersey Squirts @TFL1166]

@TenHunnidDollaz @ElonClipsX Now you have planted a seed!