I’m 61 and this is the first year my daughter is hosting Thanksgiving, and nobody warned me how strange it would feel to be a guest at the holiday I ran for 30 years https://t.co/jJmG7ayJPx
Y’all know how everyone says they don’t trust any barista that isn’t visibly nonbinary?
Well, I don’t trust any Chick Fil A employee that isn’t obviously homeschooled. Get Josiah on the fryer immediately.