TFM Live

Fuck it, we'll do it live. Follow here for live updates during worthy events. Our latest batch of tweets: TFM staff on the 2015 College Football National Title.

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CT: Good night, sweet prince. See you in September.

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WR: Whatever, I came out even. Buckeyes beat that ass. Bolen out.

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CT: Urban Meyer is the dickhead uncle I always wanted.

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WR: Ohio State gets a quick 7 here? Please? PLEASE?

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WR: Ezekiel Elliot does not give a flying fuck about my over bet.

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WR: Man's game, bitch.

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BLVD: Cardale Jones is Jameis Winston without all the sexual assault.

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WR: THIS IS FUCKING HORSE SHIT. I DEMAND A REDO ON THIS ENTIRE GAME.

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CT: Pray for @WRBolen

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WR: *pops Xanax, slaps self in face, starts crying*

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BLVD: I find it hard to believe that Heather Cox is the best that ESPN can give us.

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WR: Does the carpet match the drapes, Heather? You dirty girl.

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CT: Paging Herman Boone. Herman Boone to Jerry World. #YoureKillinMePetey

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WR: Well fuck my face and call me Sally.

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CT: Cardale Jones is going to be the best of all of the overrated Ohio State quarterbacks.

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WR: Bow to 12-gauge or get your brains blown.

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CT: Larry the Dr. Pepper guy. Coming to a neighborhood watchlist near you.

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RF: No #CFBChampionship halftime will ever top when drunk OU & USC fans booed Ashlee Simpson while Jessica cried about it in a luxury box

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WR: MOAR POINTS

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CT: "Here, take this giant golden penis."