Total Fareway Move

Describing the life of a Fareway employee in 140 characters or less. Parody account not associated with Fareway stores.

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@kollin_ort "Why are you guys out of hot dog buns already? I didn't wait til the last second for this!"

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Going to go on strike until Fareway meets the canned needs of the people

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@colinjk98 classic

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When you run the back stock in 2 hours and the manager asks what you plan on doing for the rest of your shift

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When you get the day off and can sleep in all day

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Stacking the empty pallets after finishing truck

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When you get to take groceries out for the customer that no one likes

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When you get to clean the store all by yourself because your coworkers called in sick for tonight

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@lilbean1997 consult the employee handbook

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Are you ready to do some work this week???

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The NCAA tournament may only be a few weeks long, but Fareway is always there for you

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What an absolutely unforgettable weekend.

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When you're at the checkout and everyone is wondering why the sale items are out of stock

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Lolligaggin in the back room instead of actually working on slow nights #TotalFarewayMove

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Wearing nike socks to work just in case a customer wants to get dunked on in the checkout line #TotalFarewayMove

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And then they say "yes" again when you repeat the question

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Parking during the holidays

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@TheeeSpaceCadet they said put it in anywhere it fits, so I just smashed it all in