Karl Karlson

@Totalfratmove folk hero and Porch Jam connoisseur.

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

Cute month of winter we had down these parts. Porch brews ahoy.

Follow the best porch drinking playlist on Spotify https://t.co/Blk8CuDbm4

[Freeze All Motor Functions @FreezeAllMotor]

Our recap of last night’s #Westworld season finale just dropped, and it’s probably the most comprehensive and fun podcast we’ve ever done. Listen now and have all your questions answered: https://t.co/oF1muAt4xF

[zip code @DJCrimeDawg]

People who pick up cooking tongs n don't immediately click-clack em can kiss my butt

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

Rebrand in progress... Go find me in full on good at Twitter/media form. Karl out. https://t.co/1S1BlzhXU9

[zip code @DJCrimeDawg]

Ideal Songs for Porch Drinkin will return next weekend. This is not a wrong account deal. It me. Hit me with those suggestions (and your fav movies still. That is a thing too)

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

Baby I'm a firework https://t.co/cYhOgwVZFU

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

One listener's expert opinion. As Al Czervek said to the Bushwood Country Club, "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid." Amen. https://t.co/GJfO2C3kzA

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

Like the mighty Phoenix risen from the ashes, it is time for you to follow the finest playlist for porch brew purposes in internet history. Peep below for a link to the only Spotify for sun and suds you'll ever need. https://t.co/wdk3VYostl

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

Cute month of winter we had down these parts. Porch brews ahoy.

Follow the best porch drinking playlist on Spotify https://t.co/Blk8CuDbm4

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

@wahedrick94 I wish I could quote this for clout but alas, them's the breaks. Thanks pal. Might be a comeback soon.

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

One day my ever loving father is going to start a fire that consumes all oxygen in the known universe and, with the last gasp of air on Earth, comment "that's a hot fire"

[will defries @willdefries]

just saw a cool teen driving with his arm hanging out the window so i immediately rolled my window down and did the same

[zip code @DJCrimeDawg]

When ur value as a brand is tanking so you try taking advantage of popular memes

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

I forgot how to write...

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

These are the rules people. https://t.co/DTd0c2iUa0

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

@ArrowZeppelin @westifer33 Watch me YU crank that Soulja Boy now super soak that heaux

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

@ArrowZeppelin @westifer33 Same.

[zip code @DJCrimeDawg]

Seeding can be a real pain huh Virginia

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

@westifer33 Aw man I had Virginia in the championship! Guess that's why they call it March Madness ha ha ha

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

@SharkWeekTFM How are things in the Eastern Pacific?

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

@SharkWeekTFM https://t.co/EiU7YSzhQc

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

Gonna start writing dick jokes again just to shut my loving friends and family up.

[Karl Karlson @TFM_Karl]

Just trying to get in a kind of shape where when I play shirts vs skins people stop air-motorboating my mannaries.