Francis in Glendale

As seen on Inside the NBA. Guardians, Dodgers, Patriots, Clippers, LA Kings, Sports cards, Police Pursuits, Food and nonsense. Hot Takes are my own. Don’t @ me.

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@ESPNNBA Snowtime Lakers…

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@ESPNNBA Kenny’s new knees after the first night of Inside the NBA…

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@ESPNNBA Draymond watching Yaxel getting cooked by Luka…

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@ESPNNBA EJ: “Walker Kessler with 14 points & 5 boards”

@SHAQ : “TKLN!”

Chuck: “What’s that stand for, fool?”

Shaq: “Travis Knight Like Numbers, ya dummy.”

EJ: (shakes head)

#InsideTheNBA

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@ESPNNBA Kenny’s quad after the show

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LaMelo travelled like he was on LeBron’s Philly-to-NY helicopter

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"That's a travel."

How many steps from LaMelo? 😭

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Why is this assclown still a thing?

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The Dream announced that Enes Kanter Freedom has contacted federal, state and local authorities, the WNBA, the Dream and State Farm Arena officials to express concerns about his safety while attending Game 3 of the WNBA Finals.

As a result, the team directed Freedom to watch tonight's game from a private luxury suite to help provide a safe and positive experience for him and other guests.

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@LeonSandoTXMN what about horses?

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“You guys want KP? We’ll take a dozen deflated basketballs.” -Warriors GM rn

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Golden State has started exploring trade routes for Kristaps Porzingis, who is now seriously contemplating his future in basketball as he deals with recurring symptoms from the autoimmune condition termed as POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome), sources tell ESPN.

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@Topps

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Jaylen Brown desperately tried recreating the LeBron-Wade photo but ended up looking like a kid trick-or-treating caught on a Ring camera who just found out that house is out of candy.

#Knicks #76ers #NBAonNBC

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jaylen Brown tried recreating the LeBron-Wade photo 🤣😭

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He looks like Steve Zahn sucked on a lemon while wearing a Steve Kerr mask.

[Luca Evans @bylucaevans]

At halftime of #Warriors-Lakers last week, a fan paid for a man's beer, thinking he was Steve Kerr. He was not.

Meet Steve Gillis (yes, Steve), the Kerr doppleganger who went viral. He's been dealing w/this since '98.

He swears he doesn't play into it:

https://t.co/Z1O8J91JKs

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LeBron & Embiid gonna give Luka & Austin Reeves a run for the NBA’s whiniest tandem title this season.

#Analysis #76ers #Knicks

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Andre Drummond running around like it’s his first day as a 7 foot dude and still working Embiid.

#Analysis #Knicks #76ers

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Has LeBron done anything yet or has he been relegated to just ball taker outer?

#Analysis #Knicks #76ers #NBAonNBC

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4 minutes into this Knicks-76ers game and the flopping and flailing for fouls are already in midseason form.

#Analysis #NBAonNBC

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@rights_of_bill @DougWoodlands who was that asshat on the Astros? Brian McCann? Big Code Guy.

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That sweet sound of the definitely-not-intentional fastball hitting his helmet next season is gonna be glorious

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

This is how you celebrate a home run in a game that could send you to the World Series. Junior Caminero is ready.

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@DougWoodlands Baseball Gods, Jobu, Xenu, nothing was gonna help them.

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@Topps another day, another gimmick

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I’m all set on the John Tesh clips celebrating the start of the NBA season, just like that dumbass choreographed fat dudes dancing to theme songs to start the NFL season. Thanks.