Tom Riley

reclusive troll ceaselessly battling unknown issues

[Tom Riley @TFRiley]

@nurs27839 Me

[Tom Riley @TFRiley]

@FoxiiAnna Yummy

[Tom Riley @TFRiley]

@mrspoindexter I see boobies

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@HawkEmDownChris John Brockington

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@annaisapeach Clams

[Tom Riley @TFRiley]

@gabriela7cr No - it’s just that your boobies are to big

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@Hot_Pepper76 I also heard she was the only cast member to get residuals $ from the reruns

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Well then, it’s…Obama’s fault.

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@jasonbenetti @NiseiLounge You

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@QBgami Zeke Bratkowski

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: When he first announced the tariffs, you remember that? He called it Liberation Day, and it crashed the markets because it was clown policy. You remember that?

OK, so follow me through on this. He announces the tariffs on April 2 of last year. The markets tank nonstop for like a week because it’s a disastrous trade policy, and six days into the crash, April 8, Trump buys millions in stock. I’m talking Amazon, Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft, Berkshire Hathaway, and then the very next morning, April 9, he posts on Truth Social, quote, “This is a great time to buy.” Three exclamation marks.

OK, now listen to this. Three hours and 41 minutes after that post, one day after he bought millions in stock, he canceled the tariffs and triggered one of the biggest same-day rebound rallies in market history.

He’s trying to get money. And you saw, now he’s offering paid subscriptions to presidential announcements, right? Just understand what’s for sale here: The sitting president’s pronouncements on war and peace and economic policy delivered first to paying customers.

What an absolute crook.

[Cream sleeve @creamsleeve]

I can see the Hammond skyline from my seat

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

‘How Do You Spell Gazongas?’ Asks Trump While Drafting Up Job Posting For New Press Secretary https://t.co/eDDnn0cvGF

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is trending…

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@LindseyPelas Yowza! Tatas supreme

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@Shinaryen7442 Can I shake your (left) hand?

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Trump reigniting his illegal Iran War without any Constitutionally mandatory Congressional deliberation and authorization... or have you not heard about it yet?"

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@JoshMoulton @chicagobars You should follow AS to Wicker Park!

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@SleeperChicago 82