Sam Van Damme

I'm an expert in all things basketball and bring NBA expertise, opinions, sarcasm and comedy to The Functional Sportsaholic podcast.

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@TFS_Sean I smell JaMarcus Russel type. Lazyyyyyy

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@TFS_Sean Can’t wait to argue this with you. I might eat crow but I’m here for hot take 🔥

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@TFS_Sean Yea I’m not sure how that works lol.....maybe any trespassing they see of this person is automatic arrest. Obviously these people are close enough to be seen and heard

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@TFS_Sean @ProFootballTalk Ridiculous. How do you not have backing to get through a season

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@TFS_Sean Many......😏

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@TFS_Sean Why is she on MSN lol? Slowwwwww news day

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@TFS_Sean This one hits hard.

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Ay @TFS_Sean he must be on that @SujaJuice regimen

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NFL WR prospect DK Metcalf reportedly checks in at 6-3, 228 with 1.6% body fat at the Combine & has left grown, straight men rock hard in the process https://t.co/WcYGnZE7k7

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@TFS_Sean @SamvanDamme @CNN Well they have one opening in Orlando too

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@TFS_Sean @SamvanDamme @CNN Yeaaaaaaa broski. As a Pass Holder I’m excited for this Tatooine sized boneeeeeer

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On this weeks episode we talk Robert Krafts “bulging um disc” @TFS_Sean

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"Bulging dick" slip (from @BlakeKrass)

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@TFS_Sean It’s him and Steve Kerr in the GOAT debate

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@TFS_Sean Let’s do it!!

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@TFS_Sean this would be the perfect spot for @BaseballaiThe

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The ultimate baseball fan’s apartment @Starting9

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@NotTheFakeEROD @TFS_Sean @DanicaPatrick I have many reasons in a rant I’ll let you hear sometime lol

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@NotTheFakeEROD @TFS_Sean @DanicaPatrick She’s terrible and going to ruin Aaron Rodgers

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@TFS_Sean @YouTube Yes, Captain Jack Sparrow doing Dior cologne commercials cause his thirst for wine is making him poor, savvy?

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@TFS_Sean @nyjets Oh man this is gonna be a train wreck

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@TFS_Sean @SamvanDamme @ProFootballTalk You tagging the wrong Sam Van Damm brotha