TF Everyday

Twitter account to describe transformations I've been forcing on guys.

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I am a:
⚪woman
⚫man

Looking for:
⚫a cute guy to beg for his humanity on his knees as I slowly transform him into a German Shepherd bitch

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A fun game is to transform a guy almost completely into a pig while he sleeps, only to wake him the moment before his humanity slips away so you can enjoy watching him enter his new life completely unprepared, with no understanding of how or why this has happened to him.

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If at first you don't succeed in turning him into a big, dumb, slobbering mutt to live as a family pet, let him stay half man-half beast and figure out how to live like that.

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Turning the actor into a dog would have been a cheaper and more effective solution. Hollywood, give me a call.

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@RudolfWolph This would make an excellent reality show.

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Always surprised by the number of dumb frat boys who show up to a pop-up bar in the middle of nowhere named Pleasure Island, promising free beer and pool, expecting to leave with their humanities intact. Has no one in their 20s seen the movie?

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The best part about turning a guy slowly into a piñata against his will is that the candy spilling out of his mouth as he begs for mercy makes for a delicious mid-TF snack.

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In an average month I turn 30-50 guys into feral hogs.

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My boyfriend used to think that when I said "You belong to me" it was just a cute expression of affection, until he began to turn, inch by inch, into a dalmatian plush and realized it would soon be literally true.

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If at first you don't succeed in turning him into a big, dumb, slobbering mutt to live as a family pet, let him stay half man-half beast and figure out how to live like that.

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Offering my services to help with the special effects for any aspiring filmmaker doing a movie with a TF scene in it. Only constraint is that scene must be filmed last because that actor won't ever be human again.

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TF Tip: Start by giving him donkey teeth and a big, thick donkey tongue. This way, even if he tried to call for help, no one would be able to understand him. Then you can take your time finishing him off.

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@thatgreydragon Pretty much exactly what you'd think.

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Sometimes I like to host a "You are What You Eat" barbeque for my unsuspecting TF victims. As horrifying as it is to suddenly be turning into a cow or pig, I think the guys who chose veggie burger typically regret their decision the most.

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I've only met one other person who could transform people like I can. I think he thought we'd make a pretty good team, up until the second he felt his brain begin to turn to fluff as he shrunk down to a cute little raccoon plush.

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A fun game is to transform a guy almost completely into a pig while he sleeps, only to wake him the moment before his humanity slips away so you can enjoy watching him enter his new life completely unprepared, with no understanding of how or why this has happened to him.

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Instead of strip poker I'm forcing these guys to play TF poker. Each time one loses I turn another body part into that of a German Shepard.

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Shhh...shhhhh...just give into it, no use fighting now, it's way too late for that. Be a good boy and let those human memories fade away.

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TF Tip: Waiting on an overdue fursuit commission? Nothing motivates a tardy fursuit maker like realizing he's slowly turning into what he owes you. Worst case scenario you end up with one fursuit, best case scenario you end up with two.

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Looking forward to seeing some of you at FWA, and seeing you see me standing above you as you frantically search for a zipper that no longer exists.

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Hear me out here...Ouiji board game, but the Ouiji board excruciatingly slowly spells out the name of the animal you're turning into as you change. And as your mind changes, your ability to understand the letters vanishes.