Torcole

Skin parent of 2 fur babies

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

Guys Nicole makes me so happy.

[poletic kate @poetickate]

magnitude 4.20, blaze it

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

@MeghanCottam Good luck getting one too. They’ve been sold out up here for close to a month

[poletic kate @poetickate]

having to go to work during a pandemic is a mix between feeling grateful you at least have a job and being pissed that youre at work

[Salt Lake Health @SaltLakeHealth]

@Chels_FAC14 Brett could do his part in flattening the curve by visiting virtually! #StayHomeBrett

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

I would like to share with everyone @coleybuttholey haiku from Wednesday’s events:

Earthquakes, viruses
Is this the actual end??
It’s only Wednesday!

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Quarantine Day #6:

[West Ham United Women @WestHamWomen]

No football, no problem 😉

🎥 Jacynta Galabadaarachchi is doing the #StayAtHomeChallenge too!

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

@coleybuttholey Remember that for when I don’t make these 🙃

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

Nicole: Ooo Oreo truffle stuffed strawberries. 😉
Me: social media setting unrealistic expectations...

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

@mormonator3 @itsjojosiwa I called the bear. Js.

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

This was bad time for Nicole and I to run out of toilet paper....

[Heather O'Reilly @HeatherOReilly]

FIFA prize money calculations can and will be debated. Commercial revs income can and will be debated. TV ratings and sponsership can and will be debated. But to read that @ussoccer thinks this of the @USWNT and female athletes in general is disgusting and disturbing to me

[Dildo Faggins @hotdog_enjoyer]

Here is my speech from the rally on friday. I'm still tired but I'm still here

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

Overheard recently :
“Yeah sure I’ll respect women when they try harder”

[SI Soccer @si_soccer]

The biggest revelation from new court filings isn't necessarily what the #USWNT and U.S. Soccer are demanding. It's arguably that the players legally cannot strike before the Olympics. @McCannSportsLaw on the new info and arguments in the equal pay fight

https://t.co/OABWs0w2yx

[Brandon Ewing @B_Skip1717]

Most people just shoot the Nuggets first shot of the game, but @LindseyHoran of the @USWNT has a different idea in mind... what a shot😱

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

My coughing fit in the bedroom, then Nicole’s coughing fit in the living room, then 20 min of silence
Repeat all night long....

[Torcole @TFarris0010]

@coleybuttholey me

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

when someone is driving like an asshole but u hate confrontation