Taylor Flowers

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

“A family from Mexico arrives this morning legally has as much right to the American Dream as the direct descents of the Founding Fathers.”

Bob Dole accepting the Republican nomination for President in 1996.

[That Guy Rocked NBA @NBAGuyRocked]

Jason Terry

That guy rocked.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@tedcruz I proudly stood in the way of your AI-data center amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that would have given those companies immunity from the law. In fact, @mtgreenee and I got it stripped from the bill. Did your big tech cronies still let you cash their checks after you failed?

[Writing For the Rangers @WritingRangers]

We still talk about you

[alicia @LeeshaMae31]

Oh they are having A TIME

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

I’m not sure there’s ever been a president more distant from the ideals of the Founders of the United States and the Framers of the Constitution—and more detached from the core American culture of liberty, individualism, and self-determination—than President Trump.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio and then call people slurs on the internet

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Texas has more wins against ranked opponents than any school IN THE COUNTRY since joining the SEC.

The FALLACY that the Longhorns haven’t played anyone MUST end.

This team would have gone DEEP in the College Football Playoff.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

[H (Sydney Sox fan) @RedSoxYapper]

Me liking every tweet bashing the Yankees in the ALDS

[Ballpark Way @BallparkWay]

Watching MLB Network, the analysts talking about the fans during the nationwide heat wave of 95°

That was the baseball watching temperature on a near-nightly basis for Rangers fans for 48 years

No other fan base deserved its championship more

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

Jerry Jones realizing he’s not the dumbest sports GM in Dallas anymore

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Jerry Jones when asked about the design of AT&T Stadium.

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

It’s 1:39 and OU…

[JEFTEX🤘🏼 @_farrelltex_]

Eyes after a road W always sounds sweeter
🤘🏼👀 #HookEm

[Bananas Sr @geauxcrimson]

Me to the waiter when I hear my fajita platter come out the kitchen https://t.co/RR3k2jS0kP

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Walking in to the bar and your buddy has a beer and a shot waiting on you