Tristan Ford

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

Remember when the horny lemur sung to all of us as kids about how much he lusted over physically fit women and we just went with it because, "haha he likes to 'move it move it!'"?

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

#StarWars
#MCU
#LOTR
#Disney
#HarryPotter
#LastJedi

..."Last Jedi" gets a SPECIFIC shoutout!

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

@EffieFlo @list25 I have heard nothing. I'm finding out with this tweet same as you. 😅

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

@list25 What an interesting way to find out....

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

I don't understand the trans/non-binary community.
Because I am neither.

I don't understand women.
Because I'm not a woman.

I don't understand what it's like to be gay.
Because I'm not gay.

What I DO understand is that I support them and will learn so that I can be better.

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

I don't wanna get canceled, but do #British people carry pocket subtitles with them? How else do they understand each other?

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

@chrismccaleb & @kelleydixon , PLEASE tell me you've thought of a way to keep the podcast going after BCS [tragically] ends.
I don't care what you talk about. I just need more of the world's greatest film school.

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

I would like @chrismccaleb & @kelleydixon to know that I went to a pretty great film school, but their Insider Podcasts are what took me to the next level.

I learn more in an hour with them than I did in several full courses. Hope to work with you both one day!

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

Constantly curious on how well I'd do on tinder and/or "The Bachelorette" but I'm way too happy in my relationship, and leading people on would be mean.

But one of the things I'd say in my profile and on the show is that I can spell "Wednesday" without help.

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

I don't cast immediate judgements on people, but the person who invented an overhead fan that ONLY works via remote, and doesn't have actual pull chains?
That person belongs in Hell; a Hell that COULD be turned off with a remote, but the remote has no batteries.

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

@Sony
#MakeRaimiSpiderMan4

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

Thinking about that time I streamed myself taking a nap and @YouTube removed it for violating their terms of service.

I made $70 in donations off that video.

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

@AlexandertheOdd , Emma, and I review @ZackSnyder's new #JusticeLeague movie. Yeah, that's right. The #SnyderCut!
Why not come check it out or simply listen to us in the background? We have some... thoughts.

#SnyderCutJusticeLeague
https://t.co/1u7eFpT9om

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

This movie has ended seven times now.

#ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

Damn straight! My man, Sam deserves to bang!

#ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

Sam deserves his OWN damn garden now!

#ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

Oh shif, Frodo didn't even know Gandalf wasn't not dead. It's been a LONG two movies.

#ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

"For Frodo!"
~ Aragorn

"Bullshit!"
~ Tristan Frower

#ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

The Ring is Frodo's burden to bear but Frodo is Sam's burden.

#ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR

[Tristan Ford @TFrower]

Look, I've made a lot of jokes but this eye is legit terrifying.

#ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR