Thank God It's Payday

Cambridge University Finance Grad
Navigating adult life
Living the millennial dream one meme at a time
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Do I love my job? No.

But does it afford me the ability to go on lavish vacations and buy anything I want? Also no.

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Interviewer: The starting salary is $40k and later it can go up to $80k.

Me: Ok, I'll start later then.

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Happy Friday! Here's to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood. 🥂

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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.

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I love how I'm just clicking 'add to cart' for all these #BlackFriday sales with my non-existent money.

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Dear Santa,

All I want is my gross pay.

#notaskingformuch

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Me on my way to work to give it my all.

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I'm 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.

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If only online shopping burned calories....

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For Halloween I'll be dressing up as my life because it's a friggin' nightmare.

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 31. I’ve had enough.

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It's ok if you fall apart sometimes.

Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

#WisdomWednesday

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"What a week!"

- Me, at 9:52am on a Monday.

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@theflocompany Let's make that 2 days. 😉

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I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you’re in a good mood for like 32 minutes #wishfulthinking

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I'm first world poor. I own an iPhone 14 and MacBook Pro so I can go online and check that I have $2.57 left in my bank account.

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I'm currently looking for a moisturiser that hides the fact I've been exhausted since 2017

[flo. @theflocompany]

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. #mondaymotivation

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I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy.

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I haven't shopped in three days. I don't even know who I am anymore.

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I just paid my rent so don't ask me to come out. I'm at home getting my money's worth.