Craig Patrick

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

If God is just, he would continue to prevent Carter Hart from stopping every shot for the remainder of this game,

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

Starting to think the Giants might be underselling how destroyed Malik Nabers’ knee is…

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

“Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see Odell Beckham catch a few footballs”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Reunion: Odell Beckham Jr. is returning to the New York Giants, the team he last played for in 2018. Beckham visited the team again Monday, and is signing with New York.

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

“We want boring game bots who read the Wikipedia page for the Monty Hall problem like it is Jane Eyre, rather than the best reality tv characters of the past 25 years” - Jeff Probst, paraphrased.

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Jeff Probst says villains like Sandra and Tony are a thing of the past and they aren’t casting those types anymore. Jeff says “We aren’t looking for a**holes to play Survivor” #survivor

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

Tyson having to explain how juries work to Jonathan will never not be funny.

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

Are there term limits for Survivor hosts? Time to put Jeff Probst out to the glue farm upstate.

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

My “Ozzy We Love You Please Play your Idol shirt” has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

“I didn’t play my idol and blew my best shot at winning survivor and all I got was this stupid t-shirt”

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

The Ozzy t-shirt is the most embarrassing moment in Survivor’s entire 50 season run. I love it so much

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

Really need the good people of Sayreville to start reporting some UFO sightings immediately so we can get Phoebe Bridgers at @starlandNJ

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

@pitchforkedpuck One former Devil draftee though in Hauser

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

@AlexFast8 Bless you, you beautiful boy.

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

Roger Gooddell, be careful. I have a pregnant wife you are making very very angry.

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

'Jeopardy!' to air Saturday at 3:07 a.m. on ABC 7 due to NFL Draft https://t.co/22RVeLPSxN

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

my DUDE. All time great hire already.

[Alex Chauvancy @AlexC_NJD]

🚨 Sunny Mehta mentioned it's TAYLOR HAM, egg and cheese. Big news 🚨

[River Oaks Problems @RiverOaksPrblms]

My man is still looking for that Pujols ball

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

AMAZE! AMAZE! AMAZE!

[Jordan DeVries @theastralj]

can’t get project hail mary off my brain, so i turned a ~$15 official LEGO set into a rocky space friend of my very own. fully jazz hands capable. build your own with instructions below

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

We’re paying Timo Meier $8.8 million a year and Sheldon Keefe just put a rookie who hasn’t scored in 20 games in the shootout instead of him, Nico Hischier or Connor Brown. Hell isn’t hot enough. Enjoy early retirement, bum.

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

Markstrom:

❌ Good at stopping shots
❌ Good at fighting
✅ Signed for 2 more seasons at 6 million AAV

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

@domluszczyszyn @yolo_pinyato It’ll be Nemec plus our 1st for Knies and they’ll somehow let Fitz do it because our ownership group is asleep at the wheel.

[Craig Patrick @TGSCraig]

Silayev is a modern day Taro Tsujimoto

[Hockey News Hub @HockeyNewsHub]

Per Artur Khairullin: "The rumors that Anton Silayev will sign with #NJDevils are just rumors. As far as I know, there's a very high chance that he will stay with Torpedo."